Hannah E

Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead

Tuesday

SUNDERLAND AFC ARE PREMIER LEAGUE!!!! 😍😍😍

Keeping an eye on it 😁

Lasses on tour, as is right and good and proper

*taps the sign*

the way democracy works now is that we keep voting for people to whack us in the nuts with bigger and bigger hammers. occasionally we vote for someone who says they’ll use smaller hammers, but guess what? bigger hammers

elmo from sesame street is sitting on a potty training chair . ALT: elmo from sesame street is sitting on a potty training chair .

Tuesday 😆😆😆

both @lauramillz88.bsky.social and I have been on the loo for @safc.com's respective goals tonight, so if anyone else needs a piss now, please go for it

Black Wire’s terrible first draft

You’re telling me that right wing voters that Labour was trying to appeal to voted for a right wing party anyway and left wing voters decided not to vote for Labour because they’re too right wing now? Who could have possibly predicted this.

Cats will play anyone for an extra feed 😆 xxx

I will always be bad at Donkey Kong Country just because I think that’s an optimal number of bananas right there

Ah, well, nevertheless

Definitely a semi-home one - I’m walking along the road where I used to live to get to Ashton Gate 😆 xxx

If we go up this will probably be my last away game for a while, so please don’t be shit #SAFC

Fun thing about living in Bristol is days like today, when I’m the only #SAFC fan on a bus full of Bristol City fans 😆

starting a conspiracy that the katy perry who came back from space isn’t the same one who went up.

Season 9 / Episode 16

♪ Stealing, stealing ♪
♪ Stealing a car for Moe ♪
♪ Da-da-da-da, da-da, da-da ♪
♪ Insurance fraud today... ♪

Who asked for this?!

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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

A screencap from Google Maps, indicating the location of the secret underground chimp bunker

They're coming for us.

Thanks for reminding me to listen to this, I’d forgotten it was coming out today - it’s SO GOOD! xx

Yknow how some of the earliest proofs of humans as a social species is healed injuries showing how the community took care of the infirm

Yeah ngl looking like the foundations of society are coming apart

Left my phone in Tesco, but now I’ve got it back and seen these, I might go and let them have it back, ffs

A bona fide sadist

4 panel comic Panel 1: Pink Guy holds up a stack of paper and says: I’m a writer, could you read my manuscript? Yellow Guy, walking dismissively out of shot: gross no Panel 2: Robot moves into shot. A panel in its stomach is full of scraps of text. Robot snatches manuscript from pink guy and says: Gimmie that Panel 3: Robot stuffs manuscript into its mouth Panel 4: Robot bends over and proceeds to shoot a sludge of disgusting paper mulch into Yellow Guy’s smiling open mouth

when you say “duhh ai writing is good actually” you’re the yellow guy. this is u

How bad is America if the M4 is idyllic

Going through my entire photo library on my phone and found this diabolical screenshot from a few years ago