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I guess the silver lining is it’ll now be badly used to train a model 🫠🫠🫠

Yeah it’s actually not too far off from what it was like in SF or is like out here in SEA too if you don’t live in actual downtown areas. USA public transit needs so much work….

TIRED: AI will take your job by automating it away

INSPIRED: AI will take your job by tanking the economy when investors realise they funnelled trillions into a hype bubble with no business model

(I was calculating it would take me 3-4 hours by bus to do the 1.5-2 hours by car between the cities lol..)

Completely unsurprising tbh - Seattle has half decent buses but they’re also heinous. Couldn’t even imagine what it would be like in a state where transit is verrrrry underfunded

I saw an AI slop like this. She also had a spare arm… sigh

So I’ve been on this plane for over an hour, almost an hour and a half

I am laughing realizing the travel difference would have been the same if I had flown to San Antonio and taken the bus to Austin lmfao

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GOD IS REAL

As an autistic, airports are hard on me

Especially my sense of justice at how many god damn people cut in line

Discord thinks I’m a NEET because I’m on all the time 🫠

me, explaining who ricky martin is to my kids: omg when aunt cindy was your age she was OBSESSED with him he was in a group called ~menudo~

I have a secret

Thankfully I was able to contact them and rebook for about the same time!

the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style

Sooo I’m flying in to San Antonio on Monday

…I was supposed to fly into Austin. WTF Alaska??

Sigh

Anyway I guess I’ll just have to book an uber to Austin lol..

Reminder that children, elders and immunocompromised folks etc implicated by their bringing this plague to DC certainly don’t have a fucking choice about this at all.

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“nit: use a constant instead of a magic number”

Me holding my old girl for the last time as the light begins to fade. She’s a geriatric red Doberman

My sweet girl snuggling me for the last time. She’s a red Doberman

Seven years ago, my girl leaping from a mound. She’s a red Doberman

My sweet girl, a red Doberman, leans against me on the couch and side-eyes me as I play a video game. As if I could ever ignore that face

Jaina, Foxfire’s Monster Masher
April 1, 2012 - February 6, 2026

Rest easy, my sweet joyful girl. I’m so proud of you. I’m going to miss you always but I’m glad you aren’t in pain anymore. I hope you’re jumping in heaven with Taliesin, Alistair, Blazer, Ruth, Kerry, and Mr Mustard

Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

So much of transphobia has this undercurrent of "my gendered life sucks, why should you get to live yours? You deserve to suffer too."

Oh for the love of god IT’S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY IT’S ABOUT CONTROLLING THE NARRATIVE

Gimp listed as a Photoshop alternative

a handmade marionette monster photographed in front of a snowbank. it has long arms with branch-like hands, a long neck with a false human face & a lower jaw like a sperm whale, & is dressed in all white/off-white lace & rags with pearl accents. watermark says "Ezra Rose"

a close up of the face of the marionette with its open jaw & teeth visible below.

i know i've been pretty quiet but here's the result of my January: a totally handmade, fully-functional marionette created for a local winter-themed puppet show. she's called the Winter Maw & she'll eat you alive, just like real winter

hey wanna see 39 seconds of perfect video editing?

people have convinced you you need to make certain wartime concessions when those concessions are the very things youre fighting for. like holy shit

you’re talking about this when the CHEETO just released DOOKIE in the WHITE HOUSE

i keep seeing this and thinking about this over and over, and just.

imagine, for two seconds, if all these rich bastards weren't evil. imagine if that kind of outsized influence could have a positive effect rather than a negative one. just imagine where society would be.

Cover of the mentioned book

3 - The Dungeon Anarchists Cookbook by Matt Dinniman

I admit that I enjoyed the first two books a bit more? But oh my god the Meadow Lark characters and everyone were wonderful