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@psamtik.bsky.social

3x Blizzcon live raider, world-first Grand Crusader. Premonition/vodka/Exodus/Midwinter/Temerity/great/Astral; the Terry Funk of World of Warcraft.

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Latest posts by psamtik.bsky.social on Bluesky

All Iโ€™ve done is maintain an attention span that was somewhere in the neighborhood of absent-minded thirty years ago, and now it feels like a superpower.

14.11.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dudeโ€™s just obsessed with the second-worst Medal of Honor game (after Underground on the GBA).

08.11.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doing the Blizzcon thing again, canโ€™t wait.

07.11.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is the thing, from top to bottom. we had maybe the best deal any country has had in history. our decline is a series of people voting to throw that away because they cannot understand that it is a good deal

17.09.2025 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1280    ๐Ÿ” 260    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Can hardly believe itโ€™s actually going to be a game I can play.

25.08.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If other evidence wasn't enough this is all the proof you need that tech billionaires are, above all else, stupid. Capitalist democracy made them rich beyond measure and they decided to break it because of memes they saw on the computer

12.07.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1206    ๐Ÿ” 148    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Weโ€™re going to be in the Hudson.

29.05.2025 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Astro Botโ€™s spectacular production values are in service of some of the genreโ€™s least interesting movement.

31.03.2025 05:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just casually inventing androids along the way, because these are serious people.

17.03.2025 04:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Useless fucking coward. Eat shit.

14.03.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Get the classic ECW โ€œshut the fuck up (clap clap clapclapclap)โ€ chant going.

28.02.2025 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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28.02.2025 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can confirm, even my Trumpiest customers love me and know my name.

23.02.2025 07:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh wow, I missed the post! *Huge* congrats, I'm so happy for you.

21.02.2025 04:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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19.02.2025 05:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Life on Mars (2006-2007)

15.02.2025 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The diaphanous kind - you and me both.

06.02.2025 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday, buddy!

03.02.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seriously. The guys Iโ€™ve known in pizza shops or whatever, working their asses off, pulling tons of overtime, and sending so much of the money to family that they donโ€™t even get to enjoy the proceeds.

24.01.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Think Iโ€™m going to build my new computer this week. Iโ€™ve half-jokingly been calling it an emotional support PC, but itโ€™s honestly good for me to focus on a project. Thereโ€™s a kernel of truth in that description.

19.01.2025 11:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So much of David Lynch's work can be life changing if it catches you at the right moment. The breadth of ideas, the sheer empathy of the man - I don't think there's been a more influential filmmaker in the last fifty years.

God, I'm going to miss him.

16.01.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got my Mythic Ansurek mount tonight, which brought a little bit of joy into my life. Focus on the good times, I suppose.

16.01.2025 07:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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25.12.2024 05:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2868    ๐Ÿ” 1624    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

People are leaving Twitter because itโ€™s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they donโ€™t enjoy.

Itโ€™s not rocket science.

02.12.2024 05:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 141405    ๐Ÿ” 12790    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2907    ๐Ÿ“Œ 667
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