Archie McPhee

A bag of 10 tiny orange goldfish.

New item! Itty Bitty Goldfish!
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A venus flytrap figure with an open mouth. The leaves are arranged in such a way that it appears to be meditating in its pot.

New item! Meditating Venus Flytrap! Carnivorous mindfulness!
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Three cat figures squished into bowls. They are collectible toys. The text says "Liquid Cats"

New items! Liquid Cats! Kitty looks solid, but can be liquid under some circumstances.
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A light pink rubber axolotl toy floats in soapy water, surrounded by bubbles against a soft pink background.

New item! Axolotl Bath Toy! It's like a rubber duck, but it's an axolotl.
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Two hands, each with a shrimp-shaped finger puppet on the tip of a finger. One is light orange and one is dark orange. Text says, "Finger Shrimp"

New item! Finger Shrimp! World's greatest prawn finger puppet!

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Yeah, it’s about time for me to put together an Archie McPhee order.

A fidget toy shaped like intestines. It is filled with pink liquid and food particles.

New item! Fidget Intestines! This fidget toy is filled with pink liquid and sparkly food particles!
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It does!

A toy peanut car driven by a capybara with an orange on its head.

New item! Capybara in a Peanut!
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A hand with four finger puppets designed to resemble squirrels, featuring different colors: orange, brown, and gray. The background consists of greenery.

Your hand is the tree and these cute squirrels live on the finger branches.
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A person's hand is shown holding a novelty finger puppet shaped like a nose. The text above reads "NOSE FINGER PUPPETS."

You have so many finger puppets to choose from, but discerning customers pick the Nose Finger Puppet!
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A corn-shaped multi-tool by Archie McPhee, featuring eight bits. The packaging states "Industrial Strength," and includes a drawing of a smiling corn cob wearing overalls. A real multi-tool in the shape of an ear of corn is shown in the foreground.

Our new Corn Multi-Tool is the cob for the job!
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A hand with the parts of a unicorn on the fingers, effectively turning it into a unicorn. It is walking on grass with a rainbow in the background.

The original Handicorn!
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Two hands facing palms out stick out from the bottom of the screen. Every finger has a glowing knobby, green alien hand finger puppet on the tip. The background is purple.

Our Alien Hand Finger Puppets glow in the dark just like the real thing.
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A finger puppet shaped like a bat is shown, placed on a person's finger against a backdrop featuring a large moon and a starry night sky decorated with crescent moons.

Is it a bat finger puppet or a vampire finger puppet in bat form? The choice is yours!
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Sorry, no online kazoos. What are we thinking?

A box labeled "Tiny Box of City Critters" contains four miniature animal figurines: a raccoon, a squirrel, an opossum, and a rat.

A box of tiny city critters? We all know someone who needs this.
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A whimsical snail figurine with a yellow and brown spiral shell, wearing a small crown on its head.

Yeah, we have a crowned snail figure. Why do you ask?
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A toy set titled "Bigfoot Basecamp" featuring miniature figures and accessories, including Bigfoot, a camper, a campfire, a tent, picnic table, and several trees. The items are displayed in a transparent box.

Our Bigfoot Basecamp has everything you need to live out your dream of having a Bigfoot encounter.
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A small packaging labeled "Tiny Box of Werewolves" contains three miniature werewolf figurines. Each figure has a different pose, featuring furry bodies, distinct facial expressions, and various styles of shorts.

When I feel threatened, I pull out my Tiny Box of Werewolves.
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Cool stuff! We only do our own designs, but wish you luck.

Pro move is to put at the back of a drawer so you occasionally inadvertently set if off, and the batteries last surprisingly long

"Opera Corn," designed by Archie McPhee - a bright yellow corn cob that, when activated, plays the famous aria "Figaro" from The Barber of Seville along with other opera related sounds. The corn cob is displayed in its packaging, which is illustrated with vibrant imagery of corn plants against a blue sky, featuring a cartoonish corn cob singing the word "Figaro."

New item! Opera Corn! Press the button and it sings opera. It’s a regular Luciano Cobarotti.
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A colorful box titled "Tiny Box of Snails" contains three small, plastic snail figures in various colors: one orange, one green, and another with a yellow-orange shell. The box features a cartoon snail illustration.

Get a Tiny Box of Snails to put in your pocket.
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A set of 12 tiny crowns in a gold color. There is a package of them in the background. On the package it says, Itty Bitty Crowns and there is a mouse in a crown.

Itty Bitty Crowns are the perfect headwear for a tiny king.
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I pitched a yodelling pickle star for the top of the tree, but I got voted down.

A green electronic pickle with a button. There is a world balloon with "Yodel-Ay-Eee-Ooo!" in it. Behind the pickle is the same pickle in its package.

We're having a sale on Yodelling Pickles! Only $9.95! It's just as ridiculous, just temporarily less expensive.

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A whimsical toy featuring a small Bigfoot figure driving a large, exaggerated foot-shaped vehicle. The text "BIGFOOT JOYRIDE" is prominently displayed above the image.

"To the Footmobile, Mothman!"
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A hand holding a small toy of a rat driving a slice of pizza. The rat is holding a steering wheel.

Our pull-back Rat Racer drives a tiny pizza slice vehicle that can fit in the palm of your hand.
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A glowing green tardigrade night light is displayed against a black background. The text "Tardigrade NIGHT LIGHT" is featured prominently.

Our ceramic tardigrade night light glows a reassuring green as it sits nearby as you sleep.
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