You knew he was a snake when you picked him up.

The doctors gave my fentanyl during my last colonoscopy. Let's not pretend we have to go to Venezuela for it.

One of my brothers died from OD'ing on the stuff. But no one put it in his veins besides himself. I've got a drawer full of knifes in the kitchen and haven't been stabbed to death once.

I feel as if this is an important public service announcement.

Frank Bruni, is that you?

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Wait... is that his arrest photo from Georgia?

Nah, leave it. Grand Old Oligarchs

No backsies!!

Or... patriotism. Doing your duty as a citizen in a democracy.

To everyone saying that people in our military already know not to follow unlawful orders, how do you explain almost 100 civilians murdered on fishing boats in the Caribbean so far?

Hell. Jailed and disbarred

The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy... they're just further back in the line.

…which will be finished when the IRS finishes (wink, wink) auditing his taxes.

I wonder if we could get Denise Richardson to do us all a favor and diss him.

Yeah. He’s plotting something fo‘ sur.

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Peace through strength.

War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.

The irony is that every time there's a democratic president, the people who voted for this fuckwad will scream up and down about Orwellian big government, and not have any clue what that actually looks like.

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Coat them with melted Ex-lax. They'll learn.

Add to this the some 600,000, mostly children, who have already starved to death due to the suspension of USAID... it almost seems as if it's the mission of the administration to cause heartache and pain to the most vulnerable. A better candidate for the anti-Christ there has never been.

Class.

👇 Who else thinks this is a great idea?

Cuz the tail isn't going to wag itself.

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Yeah, imagine that... the people of DC and Puerto Rico actually having representation, as if they were US citizens.

...wait! They are?!