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There could be an innocent reason for this. He might have been showing her his extensive art collection and personal doodles.

"We'll always have Paris"

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Both these charlatans love using food poverty as a political weapon. The explosion of Conservative foodbanks in the UK will be as nothing if Farages's billionaire backers ever get control of the country.

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Two left feet? no Donald, thats my ankle tag.

Did Ukraine finally get long range missiles off Donald?

Insurance is not health care, its only a promise of health care.

Has anybody checked Mar a lago for these French sparklers?

Europe needs to step up to the plate rather than pander to a disagreeable contrarian.

And he was mad! Lighting, hey.

Maybe not his 'bestie' anymore, but they certainly swap household design tips.

Donny is pushing hard to get his hands on a Nobel peace prize, but if he doesn't warrant a full Nobel, can't he get the smaller Nob award?

She obviously turned down a chance to work at Ma-a-lago club as a kid.

Am I getting this video confused with the one where they throw him out of a window?

I wouldn't waste a cup of cold piss on him.

Surely the FSB has got his back?

Order of merit for sis'.

Pass muster, and you get a shiny new warrior ethos medal.

'Enemy within' - now where have I heard that shite before? Poll tax Maggie!

It's the black tweeds that give it away!

It's been reported that a state crown has gone missing from Windsor castle. Can you persuade Donny to give it back before they call in the police?

New digital ID cards, Roger? That's fucked it!

Area 51 souvenir.

Ultra Vires, surely?

As rat's tails go, there is certainly a remarkable symmetry.

My, my, it looks like everyone is an informant. Does that mean they'll get paid out of federal funds?

Obviously, poor old God didn't mention to the dude about the story of 'no room at the inn' as the Florida prophet turfes out breatheren across the country.

Is it true that the FBI called their secret agent/informer 'grab'em by the pussy man?

Perhaps it was a 'spur of the moment' idea?