@hexmason.bsky.social
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Iβm ready for the labor strike
20.09.2025 05:43 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0My body is painfully sore I need to be rolled out flat
20.09.2025 05:43 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I took a nap today and my brain decided to make me dream about an ex
Brains are part of the op and I think we don't talk about that enough
It was a wonderful night for a bonfire π
13.05.2025 15:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy mother's day to every mom but mine π€
11.05.2025 12:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0gender affirming power drill bottom surgery
24.03.2025 22:11 β π 33 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0Freud was their muse
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You answer the phone with an attitude and Iβll excuse myself off the phone so quick
22.03.2025 20:30 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Is Shrek's c*um white or green?
17.03.2025 11:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0God knew I'd be too powerful with a driver's license
17.03.2025 04:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0gatekeeping sympathy from myself
12.03.2025 06:08 β π 17 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Free Market Capitalism is when the President says it is illegal to not buy cars from his friend's company.
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showering while thinking about all the good comebacks my opponent couldve used against me but didnt. also jacking off to it a lil bit
11.03.2025 06:32 β π 49 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0
Two facists looking dumb af spreading eagle for no fukin reason
Ayo wtf is this stance??
11.03.2025 06:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I turn off lights
at work when I can.
So I guess that makes me
my workplace's resident dad.
JFC THERE'S ALWAYS MORE AND IT'S ALWAYS WORSE. No wonder Black people are prepared for this fascist shit.
Next time a fellow white person cries about being called a cracker I'm printing out this article, rolling it up, and shoving it in their mouth what the absolute FUCK
> bennett @ImagineAGuy guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our CARPENTER???
25.02.2025 21:56 β π 11113 π 1515 π¬ 59 π 38
Lunch sketch.
25.02.2025 19:04 β π 3501 π 926 π¬ 44 π 10I'm glad to be back to work, but I definitely didn't miss being this tired π΄
26.02.2025 01:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0His followers are like, βSurely there must be some mistake, he said only THEIR lives would be ruined. Iβd better message the president and let him know.β
Weβre in the denial and bargaining stage folks.
Map of Gulf of Mexico
Free speech is so important to the fabric of our nation that it is in the very First Amendment.
This is the GULF OF MEXICO.
me: *holds up drawing* is this the guy?
witness: that looks nothing like him
me: *furiously shaking Etch-a-Sketch* YOU DO IT THEN
A scientific illustration of the hundreds of significant blood vessels in the human head and neck. Caption: Thatβs bad cable management. Pull them out.
I think of this meme almost every day
20.02.2025 18:36 β π 1569 π 385 π¬ 16 π 21
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How sad. Indiana wants to stop free books for kids. #FUINDIANA
Critical thinking skills are necessary for all
20.02.2025 13:05 β π 8163 π 1059 π¬ 137 π 34
A crudely drawn self portrait of a man with purple hair, cat ears, green eyes, glasses, and simple goth attire.
I finished something ^w^ it's half assed but it's finished!
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