He does that every time he opens his gob.

The Yank team will only be in it for the three group games.

That explains why Farage is in those files as well.

Isn't her 'close connection' that old bloke who looks like Richard Madeley's dad? Wonder what she sees in him? Cue Mrs Merton.

Cruella, Kitten Killer's Son, 30p Lee, Froggie, The Runcorn Racist, The Richard Madeley Lookalike, The Sex Pest and Racist Rob. They've all got alter egos just like superheroes. The Poundshop Avengers!

Starmer let Mandelson off the hook for too long like he's letting Farage off the hook.

I can't imagine the EU will respond to a request from a bloke who abhors their very existence.

When the truth outs, you have to make a decision. Can you enjoy the art of a pedophile? Could you listen to Glitter's music, watch re-runs of Jim'll Fix It or watch Allen's movies. Personally, the answer is an emphatic NO.

I've seen the video interviews with Epstein, and he seems one of the most dull and characterless individuals imaginable. You wonder why anyone would want to spend time with him and then remember he was the one who supplied the 'merchandise' and it all makes sense.

At least ONE person is looking forward to this World Cup.

The hope is that Starmer is removed from office soon and takes Lammy with him, and the UK can have a PM that distances themselves from pricks like Vance.

Sex pest friends with sex pest....no news here.

All white old men plus one who looks a bit simple. Britain's finest.

They've spent the money on Andrea's sparkly jumpsuits.

Why a debate between party leaders in a by-election? Surely, the debate should be between the candidates? Both Reform and the Greens are making this about their leaders' egos when it should be about the constituents. If Burnham had been allowed to stand a 'debate' would not even be on the table.

Why? He said 'Hitler was right' and told black pupils 'that's the way back to Africa'. Unless he decides to sue The Guardian for publishing this, it will be the truth as far as I'm concerned. The ball's in Nigel's court.

Which is not a judgement on The Cure....it just emphasises how utterly pointless the Grammys are....on a par with the equally irrelevant Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Oh please, please! You’ll save us all.🙏

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I wish Reform would make a concrete decision on the offspring of immigrants. Some of them say even British born children of immigrants are not British and shouldn't be allowed a political position, and yet this woman is chosen as their mayoral candidate. The hypocrisy is very confusing.

'Brian Moore's head looks uncannily like London Planetarium'.

Blitzkrieg Bop by The Ramones. Hey Ho, Let's Go!

You had to be some kind of special moron to have believed that was ever going to happen.

America is 25 times bigger than Japan you fucking dimwit.

One’s a cold blooded prehistoric creature everyone thought was extinct, the other is a Coelacanth.

Not subtle but very accurate!

Yes, agreed....the strength of a team is in their finishers and, apart from the props, England's bench looks very good.

Don't forget the UK's contribution.....I understand audiences here contributed £12.50 to the total.

Here's an idea. Don't let Israel enter Eurovision because they're not in fucking Europe! Simples eh?