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Thanks!! Im gonna be so sore from moving!

Holy shit yall, ive got a fucking house

Was told I look really good in red by a pretty girl at the bar after last seeing her over a month ago..... but the last time she saw me in red was like, MAY and im trying to understand how I DONT let that go to my head

Girl, you cant be saying "sit on your thighs" while laying on your stomach and be surprised when a girl gets bricked up

The discover algo is tailor made to force feed you shit you dont want to see

a cartoon character is holding a wallet and saying moth i 'm free free ALT: a cartoon character is holding a wallet and saying moth i 'm free free

HEYYYY IT'S ABOUT THAT TIME AGAIN
Good news! I got paid! Bad news: I'm still short on rent. 🙃
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venmo: DaksChaya

Swifties are a different breed man, the utter cope im witnessing is brutal, like a man refusing to acknowledge his underwear with holes bigger than his thighs are trash

Id say we gotta put him in the machine, but on a long enough time scale, one of the Teslas will catch on fire and lock him in, effectively putting himself in the machine

That pos did WHAT????

Engaging in fumblings so aggressive it should be considered diagnostic criteria

I should read more smut on airplanes

Hi my name is Leia. Due to less-than-stellar circumstances, I have no money left for estrogen, which I'm dangerously low on, transportation, writing software, or clothing.

I hate having to do this but mfs fucked me up my ass. Any amount helps.

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ko-fi.com/thereyofwater

They should bottle the feeling of a crush hitting you up first, but thay may just be cocaine, so really they should just tell bottles of cocaine

I still smell all the pretty girls cigarettes from last night

Sometimes you just gotta lay in bed and jiggle em

6 figures WOULD go insane, but i already felt so guilty at 70k, I was about to return like 65k lmao

Why the fuck did I have a dream someone sent me fucking 70k for nudes???? Phantom bank account pain realizing its not gonna be in there if I check

Feeling very "gnawed chew toy" coded today

Thought Nightwing was wearing a bra for a second there

Makes sense! What's the point of breaking something if youre not gonna put it back together to break again

"It makes the flesh flay so smoothly, would you not say?"

Hellraiser pin is an important part of the pocket check fr

hey besties,
i was recently let go from my job (company restructure) so i am FunEmployed. if anyone has leads on hiring in the twin cities or wants to kick a couple of bucks my way, i would really appreciate it. i'm trying to not freak, but i'm gonna be real i'm very stressed

love bugs

They need to study the minds of white women and find out why they are always suggesting texmex restaurants

packing one bag labeled "fishnets for ripping" and another thats "fishnets for the con floor"

It should be illegal to have work on Wednesdays, i should be able to chat with trans girls at the bar deep into the night on a weekly basis!!

Just a girl and her baked goods

Thanks! The boots were a gift/challenge from some incredibly dear friends of mine ^^

fine, I accept, this week I read up on the setting (local history), next week I find a Coterie, week after that, kindred time

Deadnamed! At the zoo