So I think we've all worked out that this massive family holiday with only some of the family actually going on said holiday = massive family fall out #TheArchers

Yay. Priceless. The right column at the right time. And a gleefully English two fingers to the haters.

So that's Josh sorted with Esme and her farm, which means we're stuck with Pip taking over Brookfield #TheArchers

As far as Emma is concerned, it is always someone else's fault #TheArchers

Yes! Doc Locke is my main concern. #TheArchers

Surprised myself by thinking "poor George" there ... #TheArchers

Saw Bacchae at the #NationalTheatre last night. Now I know why we haven't heard Denise for ages: Clare Perkins is a bit busy #TheArchers

That's a very impressive time. Well done John!

Now owned by Coca Cola

I loved The Plarchers #TheArchers

Neil or George? ##TheArchers

So who else is joining me on Team Neil? #TheArchers

The Peter/Sean/Sid storyline was that Sid was homophobic #TheArchers

I'm telling you ... this is a honey trap. Amber is a wrong 'un #TheArchers

I wouldn't be Chancellor for all the money in the world. Incredibly tough job. Impossible ask. Especially over the last decade.
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Yes I thought that. George has a very expensive new habit #TheArchers

George is in a honey trap. Amber was never at Borchester Green and Brad will work it out #TheArchers

Hilarious so many of us picked up on the fact that the shop doesn't sell light bulbs.
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So was I
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Hellin is behaving like a lovestruck 15 year old and is besotted. We're all just going to have to listen to her on the emotional rollercoaster. I predict plenty of shouting at the radio in the coming weeks.
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This is worth reading, if you really want to inform yourself:

Aunt not great aunt. Shula's father (Phil) and Peggy's first husband (Jack) were brothers

Yes absolutely right. Butter on scones (and even now I would only have butter on a fruit scone), and clotted cream only when my Nan went on her annual holiday to Cornwall and sent it to us by post in a tin. Only way you could get it without heading to the SW. This would have been in the 60s

We are all willing him on
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Excellent theory #TheArchers

I think it could still be very very much worse #TheArchers

Just caught up with #TheArchers We know what Rochelle is up to and what Vince would like to be up to, but I still can't fathom why Joy has done a runner

I thought that too

I left over 13 years ago after 36+ years. Loved the place and had great fun most of the time and made many good friends, but trust me: retirement is a joy! Especially as you're starting on a new adventure. All best wishes.

Agree. Of course we should still be contributing. Enjoy retirement!