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omg lmao. it does appear to be that way!

I don't even know if that makes sense. But is she holding us hostage? or are we holding her hostage? you know? or is the music industry/her label etc are/were holding her hostage? or heteronormativity? or the patriarchy? etc

Great thoughts! I also don't know what it means yet. But if it is a stockholm syndrome/hostage situation, are We (the fans) stuck with Her? or is She stuck with Us?

disappointing. i was excited to discover her, just now, and check out her music, but oh well. guess i'll just move along. but interesting insights from you nonetheless!

oh, welp. only seeing this after liking your initial commentaries :(

Lol!!! 123 lgb

Good point! I was just wondering the same thing tbh! Lol

Oh shit!!! 👀

CHAT!!!!!!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Isra. Isra is a journalist in Gaza who has worked for 14 years with a lot of international experience (she is fluent in Spanish). She was also working on a PhD. She lost her father, home, work and university. She’s trying to help her family ❤️

This is all new information! Lol. Thank you!

Dita gurlll! Tell us more!!

Dang, this all fits. Tay-capitalism strikes again. I'm still having fun with all this, but still a lil bit of cynicism. So it goes...

I'm just as surprised as you are. what do you MEAN you guys casually have armadillos walking around, and you don't talk about it all the time!? That's so cool! Or is it dangerous? I don't even know! 😅

There are armadillos in the US!!?? No, I have never seen one. Or mayyyybbbbeeee once at a zoo. (🇨🇦)

Lmaooo

Ahhh! This is all too much! (too much fun)

FLAV I WAS TRYING TO STAY CALM!!! WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNN!!??!?

NOW they bombing Palestinian homes in Gaza with incendiary missiles, killing more than 70 people!

So a lot of people worked on this that weren’t me including @mamafriend.bsky.social @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social @alexwinter.com @link.spacelawshitpost.me @hebagowayed.bsky.social and a lot of other people- not to mention the hundreds of people in Gaza who entrusted me with their stories ❤️

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Ok what if she completely ghosts. But tomorrow there are pics of her on IG at an UNO party, posted by maybe Questlove, or similar. lol

oh! well welcome to the madness of it all! lol. there will definitely be clues that seem completely made it up. but there will likely be much more concrete and solid indicators, lol

Lacey!!?? Sounds like Olivia's song 👀
"Dear angel Lacy, eyes white as daisies" 👀
"Watchin', hidden in plain sight
Ooh, I try, I try, I try"👀
"Dazzling starlet, Bardot reincarnate
Well, aren't you the greatest thing to ever exist?"👀

Laila has lived in the North this whole time. She has six kids, three of whom are deaf. Her husband was killed getting them food over a year ago. She sold her phone recently- she reaches out so rarely and she needs help ❤️

like for the 1989 TV announcement she was punching us in the face with all the blue outfits etc, there was nothing subtle about it. there would be a much bigger build up. but maybe it will be the start of the actual rep-PR/marketing-hype-machine? idk

it really escalated so quickly!! i was enjoying for giggles but the past 2 days it seems everyone is seriously thinking it. there's no way she would announce with only the most obscure and subtle easter eggs like this