thebat-man: Dark Knight of the information age.

Even the coffee station at Lucasfilms/ILM is amazing. Private tour thanks to a coworker. #bucketlist

New shirt alert!

Oh @theonion.com I’m feeling so seen today. Thank you.

Hard not to read this and think @markhamillofficial.bsky.social didn’t also say it in a sinister Joker voice. #markhamil4president

Let me be clear and bipartisan:
if your political agenda, lacks empathy for those less fortunate and / or encourages violence it’s just wrong and must be stopped.

“The only minority destroying America is billionaires.”
Quote of the Year 2025!

Welcome America to the anti-empathy, anti-compassion, pro-violence, pro-oligarch government. I will be there to support my LGBTQ+ friends and family through this. I hope the voters get buyer’s remorse soon.

Tis the season

When your friends know you very well.

“Because I’m Batman!!”

Stomach! Prepare for battle!

My counterpart on IG knows what’s up.

When your friends and family know you well, even a wine opener can reflect your personality.

#IYKYK

Day 56: the new Robin’s training is progressing nicely. He continues to say “skibidi toilet” excessively for some reason. At least he appears to be studying my files. Though his obsession with the villain Sigma is baffling.

Happy birthday Doctor Who!🤣🤣🤣

Alfred! Order these for the manor!

@pilobolus.bsky.social
Bruce Wayne supports the arts. #IYKYK

I would say ‘it feels like yesterday’ but my back just reminded me it wasn’t yesterday. 🤣

Not everyone has help holding their cell phone when Alfred isn’t around.

This is what happens when your friends know who you really are.

Holy mistakes Robin! It’s worse than I thought. RFK jr and Dr Oz?!?
FDR is spinning in his grave…

A tipping of my cowl to John Martinez for this gem.

Got a new hat to wear after this last election.

a man in a suit and tie is saying `` surely , you can 't be serious '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying `` surely , you can 't be serious '' .

Dr Oz?!?! Snake oil salesman Dr Oz? To run HHS!?!

Coffee: A warm delicious alternative to me hating everyone everywhere forever.

By Crom! I am inspired

Matt Gaetz for Attorney General ?

Calling bigotry an “opinion” is the same as calling arsenic a “flavor”