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@stretch3281.bsky.social

I count money. Cats, books, sports, and heavy metal.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UgR...

19.09.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

more like a golden ass.

18.09.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know if they even win the ball as far back as midfield. more like "win the ball in the attacking third or clear it off your line"

12.09.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
golfer Craig Stadler aka The Walrus

golfer Craig Stadler aka The Walrus

they sure are.

08.09.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know that strength coach. he is pretty good at his job.

07.08.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Batman, Catwoman, Poison Ivy

07.08.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"missed a spot"

"nah, that's rust, not brains."

06.08.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Andor

01.08.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

21,

31.07.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry, but no dad has an ass like that. most don't have an ass,

30.07.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kinderblitzen

17.07.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Your neighbor snorts nasal spray? Do you know where I can score some?"

Just so many great lines.

10.07.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what great movie. "My mother hung me from a hook once. Once."

10.07.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Greatest comedy of all time. I love that movie and quote so many lines from it. "tentacles. N T"

10.07.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Keep going Reggie. It's filling up."

"I'm doing the best I can."

from The Three Musketeers.

10.07.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Keep going Reggie, It's filling up."

"I'm doing the best I can"

10.07.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The last line of the article is fantastic and absolutely correct.

But I’m not sure it’s possible for some men to write about women without making complete tits of themselves.

09.07.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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from my daughter. based on something from Star Wars Minute.

08.07.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs (hard mode, no SW, ST, or LOTR)

26.06.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was at the Pacific Life Open in Palm Springs and got my picture taken with George Lazenby.

13.06.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he need something to replace the teeth he lost after a night out with Ole. probably should have waited until he was sober before trying to find a replacement.

12.06.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Emperor Palpatine scrutinizes a putt while Mas Ammeda looks on. Drawing by Hannah Stevermer.

Emperor Palpatine scrutinizes a putt while Mas Ammeda looks on. Drawing by Hannah Stevermer.

I didn't know that I wanted a picture of Emperor Palpatine and Mas Ammeda golfing, but here we are.

10.06.2025 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wait, what? He's been out for 30 years at least. I thought everybody knew, even non-metalheads.

04.06.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The trick is to sleep when they sleep. 😜

02.06.2025 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you liked Andor definitely check out Star Wars Reign of the Empire: Mask of Fear by Alexander Freed

22.05.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 425    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 9
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Do not forget to vote in today's Pennsylvania primaries!

20.05.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was so good. They did a wonderful job adapting your book.

17.05.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Surprise! DOGE’s Hunt for Social Security Fraud Ends in Total Bust Elon Musk and his DOGE minions wrecked the Social Security Administration for no reason at all.

After months of baseless claims about β€œextreme levels of fraud” within Social Security, Musk's DOGE has found only 2 likely fraudulent claims out of over 110,000β€”that makes it a rate of .0018%.

So DOGE found virtually no fraud and made an integral American system less efficient.

16.05.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2599    πŸ” 1156    πŸ’¬ 153    πŸ“Œ 133

When I would read that story to my girls, I would try to see how fast I could rattle off the list of things the old woman ate. It made them laugh. I would go faster as more stuff was added.

15.05.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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