@gore-not-core.bsky.social
Effective immediately: All Texas A&M classes will now meet in this cave
13.11.2025 03:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If you’re under a foot tall, please unfriend me
06.11.2025 15:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0For the love of god, stop saying 1000%
29.10.2025 21:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tonight!
25.10.2025 18:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
I’m spinning records tonight! 🙌🏽
18.10.2025 21:15 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Thank god I’m an atheist! 😇
18.10.2025 14:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
YOU KNOW AN INDIAN BUFFET HATES TO SEE ME COMING
17.10.2025 19:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Board certified freak, 7 days a week 🪪
06.10.2025 23:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The current line for Original Donut Shop tacos
05.10.2025 16:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When I see a Cybertruck
03.10.2025 19:58 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The government is now tracking if your laugh is “jajaja” instead of “hahaha”
16.09.2025 23:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“You come to me on Pythagorean Square Triple Day to ask a favor…”
16.09.2025 23:22 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0The government is now tracking anyone who jokes about the Dallas Cowboys online
15.09.2025 13:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you’ve ever had a conversation at the gym, please unfriend me 🤫
08.09.2025 14:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
TONIGHT at LOWCOUNTRY
Math Problema is joined by friends from San Jose! 🙌🏽 🪩✨
The Texas bathroom fine is 31 times more costly than getting a second DUI 📈
01.09.2025 16:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m not ready for the “I back the Texas Bathroom Police” bumper stickers 😒
31.08.2025 21:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Good morning from one of the greatest micro-districts on Earth! ☀️
31.08.2025 15:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Stop proposing to pop stars. We need plumbers and electricians!
28.08.2025 02:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New research suggests cause of RFK Jr.'s vocal disorder is gargling Trump’s balls 🔬
28.08.2025 01:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watching horror movies helps confirm my suspicion of everyone and everything 👀
24.08.2025 21:58 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
This gonna be a fun one! Z&Z and I will be spinning post-punk, skronk, disco, electro, soul, boogie and left-field records at Lowcountry on Saturday, August 23rd! You don’t want to miss it! 🪩🕺🏽🎶⚡️
21.08.2025 15:18 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0If you invite me to your pool, and I say no, it’s because I’m already in a pool
14.08.2025 19:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re my only Bluesky friend! 🙏🏽
12.08.2025 15:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If you call neighborhoods “micro-districts,” please unfriend me 🏡
12.08.2025 14:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dressing up like G.I. Joe to arrest day laborers at Home Depot is truly embarrassing
07.08.2025 20:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
90s rappers creating the soundtrack for future small plates, meant-to-be-shared-family-style restaurants
07.08.2025 18:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you call a record “a vinyl,” please unfriend me 😑
05.08.2025 16:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“There might be a little dust on the vape pen,
But don't let it fool ya about what's inside” 🎶
Air travel has taught me that people will endure anything for free chips ✈️ 🥔
10.07.2025 17:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
