michael

Samesies.

Good. Bye.

Spock when he's in trouble:

WHY IS IT 85° IN OCTOBER? I live in Chicago, for fucks sake.

*when you had one hell of a weekend but all the charges were delayed.*

Disrespectfully over here

I love Chicago.

Big mood.

I should have blocked you a long time ago.

Why are you like this dad?

You can actually sleep until 9am? At our big age? Jealous.

Girl I will sponsor the cat, go get one!

RFK Jr. is an awful, terrible, no good, very bad man. He is vastly unqualified for his role. Fault him for many things, but not being a self-admitted recovering addict. Addiction is a disease people can’t often control without medical and mental health intervention, just like other diseases.

Its correct pronunciation is one of the most confusing ones I’ve ever found in the French language.

You’ve been dad for a long time.

I’m not seeing the problem here.

Show me the lie.

this bussy is comatose unless the hotel is 4.7 or above and has at least 2 michelin keys.

I eat ass, I’d survive as long as I didn’t chip a tooth.

cardigan weather >>>

I’m sorry WHAT? Give me this.

Samesies. Scrambled with cheese, deviled, egg salad. Love all them bitches.

a black and white cat is sitting on a table with its paw on a laptop computer . ALT: a black and white cat is sitting on a table with its paw on a laptop computer .

Me @ my “job”

Gays don’t have jobs, Taber.

Muji .38 for life.

It's national "Whats going on with mycareer" day

Ma’am.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE

Why are my people like this? WHY?