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donald duck is laying in a bed with his eyes closed ALT: donald duck is laying in a bed with his eyes closed

Mom is about to take a nap. Dog is about to take a nap. I put on the British baking show and it’s about to be a household full of

a cartoon character is sitting at a table with a bunch of food and holding her head . ALT: a cartoon character is sitting at a table with a bunch of food and holding her head .

Me neither

So pretty right? I need it.

Still having a rough time. But every day there’s a little bit of improvement. Thank you for asking ❤️

Or like my mom said “stop being an idiot and get a license so you can share my car.”

I just wish my mom would get TF outta the room I’m in right now so I can take a damn nap. But she’s on the phone yapping

“What do you bring to the table?” A motherfucking chainsaw. Now what?

It’s just such a peaceful way to live. If I have to live in manhattan at least let me live near the water.

Look at that view. Look how nice walkway is. There’s also a really nice park right around the corner. It’s further away from civilization and at the bottom of a hill. But to have this view and be closer to these parks I’ll just be so happy. I’ll just have utilize the buses more often.

Crazy right?

I’m taking care of my mom and she’s like I feel so bad you’re stuck here blah blah blah and I’m like ma I’m good. I get this view every day. I’m happy.

That is what any real estate broker would call a million dollar view. And I’d be paying exactly what I’m paying now which is UNDER $1K/month.

I’m gonna move closer to my mom (either her building or the one next to her) so I can have this view. She has a car WITH a paid for parking spot in her buildings lot. She’s like if you move here & don’t get your license you are a fucking moron 😂😂😂

I feel like I don’t even know you!

Excuse me?

And some poor person with missing teeth is gonna justify it

We don’t tell women “NO” on here. That was in the syllabus!

I feel like
I’m losing my mind

We idolize no politician…but I love this dude

Hov is very winter to me. But that song is very summer.

Girls, Girls, Girls

Right. Right. I’m trying. Literally just sitting on my couch in silence, in my towel, and playing on my phone. That’s all I’m doing right now

But you know what *I’M* going to do today? I’m going to shoot some MFing guns.

Today is the first day since mom’s surgery that I have to myself. I even get to sleep in my own bed. And I’m too exhausted to genuinely enjoy it.

First post I see when I log in. I do just love you. 😂😂😂😂😂

you gotta just yap into the void for the love of the game

a cheerleader is wearing a green bow in her hair and a black choker . ALT: a cheerleader is wearing a green bow in her hair and a black choker .

Me to my mom: you have NOT eating enough today. My mom: have you?

Yo that one is also CRAZY

😂😂

Ah man 😂