Dikratz

"you know your chances of being in a plane crash are a fraction of being in a car crash"
Other planes: the plane was forced to make a water landing, but there were no casualties
Boeing: the plane exploded mid air and resulted in the slow, agonizing deaths of everyone aboard. Also it hit the towers

Do you think catboys make the cat activation noise when you unexpectedly grab their hips

There is nothing that can dissuade you from joining the American military more than seeing what doing that does to people

I fucking hate this backwater country and its fetid, rotten, diseased president

#meme

Ideal dragon shape
#furry #vore #fatfur

Hyper muscle guy bottoming for a regular size guy, but when he clenches he flexes his ass too hard and when the guy pulls out his peenor is just gone

Fuck it’s my time of the month (werewolf)

#art

I think they’d be rather cold, personally

They’ll never elect a lesbian to the presidency because nobody wants another Bush administration

#silksong #hollowknight #art #meme

“How queer,” I said, gaily.

If some dumb whore tried to hide their bite from me in a zombie apocalypse, I am abandoning them in the wilderness so their husk can walk the earth until its legs crumble just for their pride and ego. I am not giving you a mercy killing if you saw fit to let yourself turn and possibly kill us all

#silksong #hollowknight

Guys I think I know who did it

#silksong #oc

Salmon are the animal most like a souls boss

Mods, string him up by his toenails
Mods, spank him with a paddle
Mods, put him in the Choakie

Fleas
#cat #pet

I AM USING NOSTALGIA TO FARM ENGAGEMENT

Every advertisement to a person who cannot afford necessities becomes an insult

Wasps are the party gays of the pollinator world.

I pray every day that israel is afflicted by a plague of botflies so terrible as to be apocalyptic for those genocidal scum

The seductive allure of forklift certification

Chat is this anything?

#synth #furry