dan

someone tried hitting on me by asking me what current etiquitte is for asking someone to dance. i told them i don't know because i'm married lol (i also wasn't interested enough to let low effort flirting pay off)

my (husband's) cat is on steroids and they've turned him into a ravenous little cunt

arguing about the accuracy of calling aela a girl who poops and accidentally re-inventing the madonna/whore complex

sorry just realised that you were NOT responding to my other skeet about wanting to fuck max goof

maybe there was an element that too but the goofy movie gave me the same funny feeling in my tummy as wayne's manifesto and the original pokemon theme song

just realised that I wanted to fuck max goof when I was a kid so I guess I'm adding him to ben affleck as daredevil and captain planet on the list of sexual awakenings

Not sure but he's a middle aged male in England in the 90a so it's a fair assumption

youse remember this racist fuck?

I have been in the past and it's been calling to me again over the last few days. Who am I to resist?

smash

I watched Pillion last night so it's not like I haven't been consuming my share horny media. I will report back once I have made my assessment.

I think that some of you... are not

you're about to get an obscene steam friend request

what can I do with 3kg of plums?

I might finally get around to watching the gay hockey show this week so I'll be able to tell if you people are being normal (unlikely)

this is Dan erasure

sorry Bluesky has only been around for a few years, no one should have almost 40k posts

I moved into a new house last week and now I live within a short walking distance to some really lovely places

control resonant AND blood of the dawnwalker AND mortal shell 2 AND divinity AND a few other things I've forgotten but I will be eating well this year

too lenient imho

the occasional jumpscare I get from an unexpected Jane Austen Argument song playing is my eternal penance for being so into Amanda Palmer in my teens

okkkkk this drill bit set is flirting with me

noticing an uptick in 45 minute lore analysis videos of 90 second game trailers, sorry but you will never be vaati

Also everyone was effortlessly cool and hot and there was gays so I'm sold

It wasn't explicitly marketed as an old person rave, so maybe that's why it managed to avoid the cringe factor? Anyway it's nice to have an option to avoid the rough Hobart youths at Grape and Poobah

I went to one of those early raves for people in their 30s who want to be in bed by midnight and it was actually... very good? Probably one of the best dances I've had in Hobart (at a non-dark mofo event)

you ever meet a guy who's all moustache and no fist?

GIRL if you're going to shit where you eat, don't make me eat the shit

queensland, or as the locals call it, coinsland,