Blue Oyster Clit

To the people in the library on their laptops, and glued to their phones; the sun is shining outside! Look up, there’s a whole world around you! And to the homeless guy at the computer beating off to free pornography; as you were.

12.02.2025 06:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bluesky slept on this one

11.02.2025 05:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I could eat

11.02.2025 05:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s crazy what a haircut can do

06.02.2025 21:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Praying that I don’t win the 60mil powerball tonight. Couldn’t think of anything worse 🤮

06.02.2025 06:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m all fucked up on celsius at the gym, lifting crazy weight, doing lunges no one’s seen before, 1 million push ups, gym attendee just hired me as store manager

06.02.2025 01:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m on bluesky now. For ableist reasons.

15.11.2024 14:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0