Broken Brimlee 💦🥩

Every time you see Kash Patel, he looks like he's in a scene from "Jurassic Park" and realizing that he's about to get eaten by a T-Rex.

Ooopsy daisy!!

Gorgeous!!!

Borrowing everyone’s phones so I can type “Fleshlight” into your Amazon search history

You had me at mashed potatoes

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I’d say

Imagine the orange burst of makeup, like a cloud of caked shit

🤣

More on your spicey site?

Eat the rich

These two should have starred in a direct to video sequel to Face-Off

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Looks like my ass but thats not me, i dont shave in the morning

This day has sucked so much ass that even my favorite bong cut me

Pro-Life Demonstrator Clearly Using Image Of Subway Chicken Enchilada Melt On Anti-Abortion Poster

Pro-Life Demonstrator Clearly Using Image Of Subway Chicken Enchilada Melt On Anti-Abortion Poster

Charlie bit me!

Nope, me first

I fucking hope so

I honestly hate my fucking life so much that I would end it if I could, but knowing my bad luck I wouldnt die I’d just end up a vegetable, so here I sit, as miserable as fucking possible. Good thing I gave up on religion years ago

Okay people, what is wrong with my stupid tire? I’ve replaced the valve stem, still leaks, I’ve replaced the tire, still leaks, I’ve replaced the rim, still leaks. Why am I so screwed?

🥵

Don't talk to me until I've finished this entire nervous breakdown

Yes please!

😂

Pine Trees may not have taken off in Hill Valley but shit was through the roof

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Must have used that for the halibut