retropobor

I have rediscovered the simple joys of popping bubble wrap. If you need me, no you don't, I'm popping bubble wrap and that's infinitely more important than whatever you're doing.

god I wish I had a switch 2 for the new Tomadachi life game, because the Mii Games never miss, but I'd need to go unearth my ancient switch to play it and I have less than 0 idea where it is

Drift King

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

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y'know, if you asked me when I started out as a DM what I would be spending my time making for my party, I don't think "a multi step ARG they could solve to summon a 7/11 in the town square of their village" would be in the top 10. Might be on the top 100 though.

guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"

Screenshot of my google account with some balloons and text reading "Happy birthday, retropobor"

sometimes I forget I set my google account's birthday to January 1st, 2000 so I always get surprised with balloons and confetti on new years

congrats on not dying in 2025 btw

guess we doing 2026 now

I think there's supposed to be some sort of holiday going on today, but I forgot which one. Happy Valentine's Day or whatever

I feel like I have more moments where I realize not everyone's terminally online than I should. Like turns out not everyone knows what a Project Moon sleeper agent is, or the sheer impact on the internet Undertale and Deltarune have had. These things seem so common and then it turns out they're not.

introduced my parents to two trucks. Think I just heard the weird route jingle

kept forgetting to update my pfp to match my new retro design. Fixed that now

well I'll be damned, I never thought I'd hear that name again.

Screenshot of youtube recap Femtanyl Top 0.2% of viewers you watched 769 of her videos this year - that's dedication

did I mention that I'm a femt addict?

hello gamers here have a psuedo 3D/m&l superstar saga style overworld in godot

DAMNIT I KEEP FORGETTING ABOUT THE MEN. Sorry men, I should have celebrated you like 2 days ago, but it slipped my mind entirely. Doesn't mean you're any less cool. Hopefully next year I'll celebrate you on the right day.

Kirby Air Riders Canon Ending

oh yea he's now actually awesome looking btw

Just finished Pantheon. Absolutely goated show, I would absolutely recommend watching it. The animation was stellar, the story was incredible, and the themes were incredibly profound. I feel like people really over-blow how confusing the ending is. It's a little weird, but not all that bad. 9.75/10.

A retronic, a humanoid made of wood and covered in vines with no face save for a set of eye holes with a flame in each eye hole

retro redesign I made about 6 days back

finally managed to make some pixel art again, and I decided to make it a portrait of a #d&d boss I made: the Jack-o-Mancer. He's certainly not one of my stronger bosses, and he's entirely optional, but I think he's one of my favorite characters both design-wise and stat block-wise.

BOO

I had a friend play through an early unfinished version of Chapter 5!

Their testimonial was "I am still thinking about it a lot and want to play it more and it's kawaii when toby is worried about if it's good enough"

I feel like in the midst of all the other weird and terrible things in the world, the Louvre Heist was something I needed to hear about. It feels like something straight out of a movie, and I love it for that. Sure, it was illegal, but like come on, you gotta admit it's funny that it happened.

i like this

and this is why Deltarune made several Deltillion Dollars. Keep notes, people, this is how you become a big shot.

Friend gifted me Clover Pit yesterday
Very solid roguelike Gameplay's easy to learn hard to master, has the number go up factor of all gambling based roguelikes, lots of good little bad. With that said, I don't feel like this game's anything worth remembering and I have like 20 similar games 6.75/10