Weaver@home

Fight god if this happens again

I hate when shows drop several episodes at once, and then go on break for long enough that they could have just released weekly and suddenly it'd be a non issue.

Booooooo

CORRECT

BOOOOOOOOOO

Hockey is the best

Heroes come in many forms and this is one of them

This seems like a recipe for far too much chaos

I wish pokemon wasn't like 60% of any non energy cards in a deck has to be a tutor.

BUGS I ALMOST SPAT OUT MY SNACK

Gruul charm flavor text “not gruul? then die”

Damn that looks dope

But Bugs Browbeat isn't pauper legal.

Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

But my birthday is in december. It would be a very cold camping trip

Space Marine (watching me play Animal Crossing): Your island is infested with foul mutants.

Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game.

Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.

snail church

take me to snurch

you can tell the media's captured because we haven't seen headlines reading "DONALD DUMP" and "SHART OF THE DEAL" all over the place

I think airlines shouldn’t be permitting this. Shame on DELTA

This guy got me back into magic

If we’re bringing back classic modern vibes, can I have lightning bolt please?

What on earth

"never thought i'd die fighting side by side with the annoying orange"

Quagsire is happily flapping his arms, saying "My name is MARSHMALLOW because it's my fave foooood~! And it's the approximate size of my BRAAAAAAIN~!" All said happily with a goofy smile on his face.

A Ditto looks worriedly at Quagsire as they ask "But, like... what sized marshmallow?" Quagsire just looks on in silence with the face of a creature with zero neuron activity.

don't make him think too hard or it'll start smelling like s'mores #sicklydoodles #pokemon

If driving wasn't the most anxiety inducing thing for me I would bring you cheese

Discworld QOTD, from Jingo

I don’t know what happened at FNM two weeks ago but I ended up in gruul giants and it was a blast

Horned goblin in a tattered dress, dropping it low.

Free-association pathway:

Goblins --> MtG Goblins --> Lorwyn Goblins --> Muppet Goblins --> Labyrinth --> Dance Magic Dance --> goblin dance music --> dance music --> Flo Rida & T-Pain's "Low" --> Lorwyn goblin mechanics --> -1/-1 counters -->

Shorty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low