Duck Echo Bard

You know that Twilight Zone episode where the kid has amazing psychic powers and can make people disappear with his mind and the entire town is hostage to him and has to cater to his every whim? That’s us right now.

Problem with right now is that I can’t read a post knowing if it is news or parody.

#metgala2025 is as out of touch as Katy Perry’s joy ride!

As someone who grew up before social media, I guess I never realized just how many absolutely fucking horrible, ignorant, racist, evil people lived in this country. Now it's clear... and quite terrifying.

After Brainworm McFuckface's horrific comments, the other day, I wanted to make a point of saying...

Winner

Personally, I think it should be front page news for at least a month if a sitting US President is using falsified evidence to try and deny due process to a man who has committed no crime, but that’s just me

Analysis: Trump’s 13 biggest lies of his first month back in office | CNN Politics In speeches, interviews, exchanges with reporters and posts on social media, the president filled his public statements not only with exaggerations but outright fabrications. As he did during his firs...

It would be far less time-consuming to just document when he tells the truth.

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🔥🔥🔥 Former Vikings punter Chris Kluwe was arrested for civil disobedience after speaking against a MAGA display that the city council of Huntington Beach agreed to put up at the public library…..that’s what’s up….every word👇

After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.

I'm in the Netherlands this week to foster business ties with companies looking to expand in Minnesota.

I've made similar trips as Governor, representing Minnesota around the world, but this time is different.

Trump calls himself KING after killing policy hated by millions President Donald Trump labeled himself a 'king' on Wednesday after his administration halted a policy that was hated by millions.

Well this scares the shit out of me. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.

Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

True.

#canada though Kentucky voted for the orange menace, we have an amazing #Blue #Democrat governor in #AndyBeshear. Don’t boycott Bourbon. It is good. And good for you.

New Tesla logo just dropped.

52 years after Roe v. Wade, we’ve seen that progress isn’t guaranteed.

Minnesota was the first state to codify the right to reproductive freedom after it was overturned.

We’ll continue to stand as a firewall against any and all attacks on reproductive freedom.

from today's post —
link is here: bit.ly/40HSX4w

If y'all really think the same man who delayed stimulus checks to millions of desperate Americans, just so the checks would have his signature on it, wouldn't intentionally ban an app, so that he could come back and "save" that same app and play the hero, you haven't been paying attention.

from today's post —
link is here: bit.ly/42f1Gwp

ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.

My local supermarket has a decent pizza shop in it so every time I go to do my shopping I get a slice of “shopping pizza” which is pizza I eat while I shop for other healthier food and I cannot recommend this process enough

🤞🏻to you.

They say hell freezes over between 14° and 23°.

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