No, the other Andy

Expand SNAP to all Americans. ALL of them. Even billionaires. No one can complain about a program they're using.

"I hate guns" is literally the best reason for any American to learn how to shoot one.

"We need someone to save us!" -> Dictatorship

"We need to save ourselves!" -> Democracy

All republicans aren't KKK, but all KKK are republicans.

ICE will soon have 30,000 agents to expel 1 million undocumented migrants per year. There are 6.5 million left to go. What will those agents do in six years when they're finished?

When and how will ordinary Anericans remind the rich who outnumbers who?

Every dollar a billionaire has is one they didn't pay a worker. Every share of stock they hoarde is one they kept to themselves. Every point of value that one of their investments increased is the stolen profit from someone's else's work.

'mericans rejoicing that their dictator scored a win for their "culture" when his tweets convinced the CEO of a multi-billion dollar truck stop restaurant chain that simulates hillbilly decor to keep an old logo.

... while their hospital bills push them into bankruptcy.

People who can win elections have no reason to redraw lines and steal them. The people hate the Republican party and maybe it's time to vote with something other than ballots.

Old white men aren't the problem. They're THE problem.

Not pictured: Boris Johnson, Chuck Schumer, Larry Ellison, Viktor Orban, Jair Bolsanaro, Javier Milei, the Koch brothers, Mitch McConnell...

Laborers will be deported to their home countries and build homes and cities there. Academics will relocate to foreign universities and the brightest students and entrepreneurs will follow them. Everything that makes the US exceptional will fly away like dandelion seeds while the plant itself dies.

Vermont is all the people at the nudist retreat but with their clothes on

Zohran ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

Regime change, but for us

Just an unfriendly reminder that no matter who emerges victorious in the Iran x Israel war, the bad guys will win.

Jan 6 in DC walked so June 10 in LA could run

Yes you did, Vanessa. Yes you did, but you didn't know you did because you and the avalanche of other conservative, racist, fake-Christian Missourians are too fucking dumb to know how fucking dumb you fucking are.

Wake. The. Fuck. Up. Middle. America.

"Owner" is not a job title

Funny how they only care about the police who don't work at the Capitol

PREDICTION: The new pope's adherence to Christian principles will purposefully drive a wedge between the church and heretical MAGA Americans such that the latter will create an apostate "Catholic" order that only answers to itself.

The Vatican will then formally declare Trump an anti-Christ.

If wealth in America was distributed equally, every adult over 18 would have $442,300 in net assets.

Everyone below that number right now should take a moment to read up on the Chinese and French revolutions.

Ya know what really destroys families and children? Trying to fuck the babysitter.

Waiting for Trump to call Katy Perry and Lauren Sanchez DEI astronauts

There are no good people in the Republican party. There can't be. Good people fight to stop bad ones and keep power out of evil hands.

The GOP is soaked in hateful, greedy ignorance, and no one stops them. So there can be no good Republicans, just mild-mannered fools who outsource their brutality.

Terrifying prediction:

Trump's goal is actually to fuck the economy so bad that Congress impeaches him. In the showdown, he'll use "unjustified" impeachment as justification to wield his military authority to dissolve the whole legislative branch.

Repeat after me:

Tariffs are just sales tax

Please use that influence to persuade progressives in red states to migrate to states that desperately need more blue votes — Michigan, Penn, Virginia, even Arizona and Ohio. We cannot allow blue votes to be atomized across states where they're useless.

New yankee mantra:

If at first you don't secede, try try again.

Things were going so well until

There are more children with measles in Texas than there are trans college athletes in the entire United States.

Republicans are totally unbothered by kids dying of measles, but they hate trans people so much they're calling for genitalia inspections.

Being a republican is a mental illness.