A True Jeantleman

Don’t think we would be. Even if Greens ceiling is much higher than MM, his floor and volatility is so much lower.

@tomfornelli.bsky.social Tom, do you think they successfully do away with the G5 access to the playoff? Cool with the auto-bye going away, but I think the guaranteed spot would really kill a lot of my enjoyment.

If you’re trying to understand why Jeanty didn’t win the Heisman, your first problem is worrying about a trophy determined by 900 sportswriters.

We just not talking about how Colorado was the only school with two players receiving votes and also the school that finished tied for the worst record? #Heisman

Ashton Jeanty or GTFO.

Why above Boise? Their SOS isn’t leaps and bounds better. 2 unranked losses vs 1 ranked loss. Both beat a top 20 team in the ccg. Recency bias, man. Agree on the rest though.

We’ve needed every care down the stretch. If we sacrifice the Heisman for the playoffs, sign me up.

@patmcafeeshow.bsky.social Pat. Love you on the desk. Keep the energy. Bring the fun.

Unpopular take? I like McAfee on the desk. It’s college GameDay. Give me some obnoxious energy to go along with it.

Just appreciate it. No one is taking GOAT status away. Records get broken as the game changes.

Yormark is a character straight out of the Player Haters Ball Chappelle skit.

Worms up

@stevengodfrey.bsky.social Godfrey, when’s the next single wing? I have a burning G5 question I need to fire off. It’s like an ear worm and I have to get it out.

I’m writing “Waffle House American” on the next census.

People are saying.

@tomfornelli.bsky.social tell your boy Kanell that he better not show his face in Boise, Idaho.

Stephen A driving the boat that ferries you around Lake Disney talking to passengers.

“I’ve been to Epcot. I like Epcot. It’s tremendous. BUT. ANIMAL KINGDOM is simply the GOAT.”

“Magic Kingdom? PREPOSTEROUS! “

That’s sick, even for you.

Transubstantiation through Popeyes is the plot of your next novel. (Very excited for Hell Is a World Without You).

I have an old school apple core and peeling machine. It looks like it was built by my wife’s grandfather with spare parts from a family owned hardware store (because it probably was). The thing is mounted on a block of wood he cut and varnished. Anyway, it has elevated my apple pies!

You had me at Calvino and Borges. Going to check this out!

God’s play.

Shine is coming off army and navy. And Memphis might have the most unimpressive collection of 9 wins you could put together.

Alex. Tulane’s resume is not close to Boises. 2 losses to good but not best teams. No win that is better than any win Boise has.

@kevin-hiatt.bsky.social good having you on here!

My honest to god favorite thing about college football will always be the blood pressure raising game of king of the hill in the last 3 weeks of the season. Don’t lose. Just win.

Seven top-20 teams lost today. I love this stupid sport so much.

It’s been a busy day at the beach. Let me check the college football scores.

*sees scores*

*goes to liquor cabinet*

#collegefootball #cfbsky

Wrote a quick 1,000 words this morning. Felt good. Need to pause to think over my current scene. #Writersky #Authorsky