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The New Style Beastie Boys · Licensed To Ill · Song · 1986

literally has to be licensed to ill. every album has its charms but the original makes me weak

yeah yeah yeah, get back to
work!

it’s surprisingly easy to be a normal insane tranny when you’re properly socialized and get laid regularly, and had a life where you went outside before transitioning- and like where you didn’t isolate from cis people during your transition is important imo

remember: death before detransition doesnt mean my death ☝️🤓

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>you are normal (complimentary)

hits so good when people have made you feel like a freak for no good reason. you too!!! yeah its good to be good to each other 🙂‍↕️

you get me lol. if your parents arent old as hell right now you were not disciplined as a kid and now you are an idiot.

every time i find myself bopping along to the beastie boys i always end up thinking, "is my taste in men bad"

normal is a hegemonic social positionality, really. normal people dont identify as normal, they just are. so when you say "i'm normal" in whole or in effect what i hear is actually a blaring alarm. anyway i am normal.

the last time i wrote a classified ad (lol) i said i was looking for "normal people" and believe it or not if you actively identify as "normal," the mask you're wearing is slipping and i want to see what's underneath. great bait.

sorry you cant cyberbully me, i will log off 🥺

a vladimir lenin skinned clock in animal crossing

very good argument, however i have already imagined you as an angry vladimir lenin clock in animal crossing

yeah this is it. the ecosphere is collapsing and people spend their short+precious lives fighting online for their parasocial fave. my first instinct is to krill myshelf, but then i start thinking these people would be probably be better off employed - by me.

oh yeah they have more money than we do, but i get to log off to cook dinner w my beautiful lesbian wife and these people are all hard staring at factor meal boxes and thinking about their lives.

basically if you were raised by boomers you are probably stomping all over the people raised by gen x lol.

things didnt used to be this stupid and ineffective when i was a kid. you could actually go to a business and get things done without dealing with some adult child. but now every middle manager is an "epic bacon" millenial and everything has gotten worse.

good things do happen, sometimes (':

yeah i think realistically im getting a: "haha what is that?" 💀

lmao. i'm imagining walking up to a cis woman at a bar and going, "whats your discord?" haha

the first two years of transition:
oh boy a group of trans people!

every other year after that:
oh no, a group a trans people.

honestly i miss being a cis person sometimes. at least then there wasnt an overwhelming preponderance of people who i was necessarily related to engaging in internecine backbiting and legitimate harm. some of these people's lives are so small.

sorry but the right amount of using discord for hot girls is: not at all.

>oh a thousand people liked my tweet, i guess that means i'm valid
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somebody w literally no checks or balances in their life

correlating unrelated things to make myself feel better about hitting a child voice:

the real harm underneath whatever people are perceiving as drama is that there are legitimate transgender rapists living in brooklyn who think they can protect themselves by DARVOing their victims.

i've been around long enough to see this cycle play out and repeat itself multiple times.

oomf is so PRETTY

i cant help myself i can only pinch sideways

you know, when i lived on the left coast the traffic was so bad on the PCH when i was doing my last road trip that i drove around california entirely 😭

what my partner and i talk about vis a vis: "making friends / dating" as you get older is people are more established than ever which makes dating them tough. and in your 30s and 40s, most of the people who are single feel shades of unfuckable so finding someone good becomes that much harder.

oh you're right, i've driven around there and the idaho river valley and was v impressed