Waikiki Wanda

Went to the doctor today with a list of demands

It is lol

I still need to watch that

Oh I liked his other series. I should give that one a whirl

What book!

The first part was my Brendan impression

I hope I never humiliate my business / reputation and make a good man feel uncomfortable by getting carried away and licking his ear at the Houston Boat Show, but sadly there is no way to 100% prevent this from happening.

God forbid a girl get a little worked up at the Houston Boat Show.

Hago posole rojo para cena…pretty good. Are you guys still going bug fuck

So so sorry to hear this. It's just not fair. I know you'll make her remaining time beautiful.

I am now going to be thinking about the Trumpian analogue to the Ruhnama for days on end

Let's start meeting our statistical quota of overdoses

I was thinking about the systemic child rape but yours works really well too lmao

Having achieved enlightenment and become one with the universe, I was moved to fire off an email to my friend Pedo Jeff

Freed of my desire to cajole in beautiful Dan Diego

What if we made the entire political, business, and entertainment world out of Pitcairn Island

Too many creepy ones in here for this to be fun for any considerable length of time but just found one where a creep ass music producer uses the term "business-minded sex machine" in the middle of an otherwise anodyne disgusting email

Lol I almost sent it to Misty first thing but I did not want to contribute to any psychic damage she is accumulating this week

Skip you KNOW I am not a both-sides guy but I feel as though events and circumstances have become so insane that every firm position one could take on them is itself tinged with madness.

Right as usual!

Good luck Sassy let's get that shit out of you

It does have a nice underground ring to it

Clicking around that Gmail modeler of the Epstein emails and unfortunately I really like "I came to know dcath" followed shortly by "I am in Dan Diego"

I know more about this random guy in Minnesota via passive osmosis than I do about several first cousins I've fallen out of touch with

Absolutely deal b/c you're not getting any of the fun drugs

I genuinely cannot wait to get a colonoscopy. I would get one this afternoon if I could

How is this shit real. My kingdom for even one fragment of subtext

the flip side of this coin is that conspiracy crank culture, which used to be aesthetically/formally fascinating b/c of its marginality, is increasingly being drained of its interesting outsider vitality by the dull rich techies who have tried to adopt it

Lot of reviewing. Lot of reviewing other people's reviews.

Muppet Rock* masters Three Dog Night

*70s or 70s-sounding rock songs that sound like they could have been capably performed by the the Muppets, not necessarily an insult