Waikiki Wanda

The only current commercial that doesn’t want to make me do Weatherman shit is the one where the gambit is that Teddy Bridgewater is an emotionally intelligent friend and a good listener. I believe that, that’s a compelling world for me

> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!

OMG it just took out one of the distant cameras!!

Football halftime shows are a great opportunity to see some countryfried pudgelord you’ve never seen before in your life sing 1-3 of the worst songs you’ve ever heard, before looking him up to discover he’s charted triple platinum 57 times

They coded evangelical for me but I also can’t articulate exactly why

I legitimately think he needs to seek psychiatric care because this opinion points at some capital-i issues with family dynamics

Painting of a dog looking at a spooky open door

Me @ some of this shit

Oh thank god you finally watched lol. Right???

“BYU could keep Notre Dame out of the playoff” but I’m already halfway through biting down on the cyanide pill

Too scary.

$12 smh

A nation run by, and for, supplement guys who want desperately to tell you about their “stacks”

This would really show me. This would make me look an absolute fool. God I hope they don’t do this it would be so embarrassing

I've also basically given up the Babe lifestyle and unfortunately I don't live somewhere appropriate to do so

Sovereign Wager Fascinator | Will Simpson “Check this out—I got you, man.”  He was showing me his phone, which had a picture of me photographing him earlier that day. I didn’t remember him,

My biggest chunk of work from 2025: in May I drove to Louisville to take pictures at the Kentucky Derby. Some of what I shot that day is on NYR Online
www.nybooks.com/online/2025/...

These are really lovely

Hell yeah. Love a wife with good taste

Holiday Nostalgia Rides The New York Transit Museum's Holiday Nostalgia Train will transport straphangers back in time every Sunday in December!

This reminded me you can also ride old subway trains during December if that's of any interest - it's just the regular ol fare too

Oh same. I'm basically a Reddit atheist but I go ape for Christmas aesthetically, it's one of my favorite times of year here

You won't have any trouble having a nice time and it's a great time of year to visit. I'm sure you have it covered but if you have any questions about anything, more than welcome to DM

Are you guys going to walk through the Columbus Circle holiday market? It's v festive and Central Park-adjacent and good food/treat-y drinks for kids. Also if you're going to the Met at all, they have a gorgeous and underrated tree

[Lining up one of the KPop Demon Hunters in the scope] hope you're watching, Jodie Foster

We must never forget: it wasn’t just the kooky Great Barrington Declaration dudes who promoted RFK Jr & his anti-vaxx BS—it was also some magazines, like The New Yorker, which celebrated him as a “maverick” who would take on “the establishment”

RFK Jr’s hype men will have dead kids as their legacy

They’re saying nice stuff I’m sure!!

Me when I suspect everyone’s over in the “side group text of everyone in the main group text minus me” thread talking about me

Anyone taking a swipe at a Stentorian Takes account is a friend of mine

People Should slide me a cold beer, frankly. In our Society

"Asshole doctor was condescending to me once/I have a chip on my shoulder about college and I've decided to ruin the world about it"

The two extraordinarily common sentiments that make me most wish the human race were extinct are "The flu shot doesn't work/gives you flu" and "if I were as bad at my job as the weather guys are at theirs, I'd be fired!"

You don't see me asking the mechanic if we REALLY need to replace the brake fluid