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Got Desolation Boulevard as an Xmas present when it came out. Still got it. CD also.

20.02.2026 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a lot of people getting beat up! Including a giant-ass shark!
๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿฆˆ๐ŸฅŠ๐ŸฅŠ

20.02.2026 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Republicans hate Veterans.

18.02.2026 08:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup. I still haven't figured out 6-7.

18.02.2026 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You'll be fine. It's I-5. It's I-405. Throw around the occasional Humptulips or Conconully like you know where they are. Reference the Renton S-curves. And a Bag of Dicks is delicious. #ItRainsHereAllTheTime

18.02.2026 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a pretty sweet hat.

17.02.2026 03:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Such a great song.

17.02.2026 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And it was right-wing asshats that did most of the vandalism.

16.02.2026 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Always will boycott the lakers.
Bring Back The Seattle Supersonics. Now!

15.02.2026 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#TeamBenji Be aware Benji, and don't roll in anything.

15.02.2026 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@jesseduquette.bsky.social

14.02.2026 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1832    ๐Ÿ” 522    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
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Call US Senators and tell them to vote against the SAVE Act. It has already passed the US House. In its current form, it means that 100 years after women earned the right to vote, we are facing down the implementation of a 21st century poll tax for women.

15.02.2026 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4476    ๐Ÿ” 1601    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 116    ๐Ÿ“Œ 53

I'm eatin' all of them. Coconut last.

15.02.2026 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฑ"Are you sure you can't wear me as a hat?"๐Ÿˆ

15.02.2026 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or the two-man luge...
"Here! Lay on top of me!"

15.02.2026 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I Knew It! Finally the Onion tells the truth! ๐Ÿง…๐Ÿง…

15.02.2026 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Limited Vintage Edition!"
"Digitally Remastered!
Well, count me in.

15.02.2026 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooooo, neat.

15.02.2026 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching them and still getting on edge!

15.02.2026 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€

12.02.2026 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18949    ๐Ÿ” 9197    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 851    ๐Ÿ“Œ 589

๐Ÿคž๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿฝ

11.02.2026 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just as a reminder, Mike Tyson is a convicted rapist.

09.02.2026 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 623    ๐Ÿ” 95    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Schultz: We hear over and over again, โ€œMake America Great Again.โ€ They havenโ€™t even tried to make America good.

08.02.2026 04:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8489    ๐Ÿ” 1570    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 193    ๐Ÿ“Œ 71

Always like how the movies go from full ape costumes to guys in ape masks and jumpsuits. Stick it to the man!! #GoApe

08.02.2026 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Women are supposed to disappear after 30.
Sophia Chang does an excellent job explaining why style matters as we age.

โ€œYou may not like what you see, but you *will* see me, motherfucker.โ€

07.02.2026 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 230    ๐Ÿ” 61    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I mean they're all so happy to be there. Whether it's 1 or 150! And hearing how they got there, "Had to borrow a bobsled to qualify..." Politics be damned.

07.02.2026 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Finneas and Billie

Finneas and Billie

Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.

06.02.2026 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40275    ๐Ÿ” 9263    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 354    ๐Ÿ“Œ 272

*cough cough* Wheezer *where's my inhaler*

06.02.2026 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup. We just hang out here in the mossy cottage of the USA. With our Bigfoots and volcanoes. Iโค๏ธ๐Ÿ

06.02.2026 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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