Brian McFadden

Nothing left funny to say about these people except Final Destination/Rube Goldberg endings for them all.

(at my first auction) This guy is making fun of the way i speak

A whole mess of zines akimbo on a kitchen table

The increasingly half-hearted Cat and Girl holiday store is now up! Your once or twice a year chance to get personalized items, my once or twice a year chance to clear up some closet space. Will this be the year someone buys the licorice eyebrows tin? catandgirl.com/attic-shoppe/

(panel 1 - Title on a book in a slushy snowy pile.) Winter Reading (panel 2 - An author being raptured.) Failed Up Unabridged, Unedited, and Unreadable (panel 3 - A Farmer's Almanac type book.) The Idiot Investor's Almanac 101 Uses for your NVidia stock that's about to be worthless (panel 4 - An Ebeneezer Scrooge robot.) Mecha-Scrooge Vs. the Rich (panel 5 - A dweeb hugging a laptop.) The A.I. Affair dweeb, "The computer called me handsome!" (panel 6 - Two titles over a utopian scene.) Sci-Fi Utopia or Terrifying Tales of SOCIALISM?!

Hate-read this and gimme some clicks. patreon.com/BrianMcFadden

Generations aren't completely fake, but they're a lot less real than classes

I put mp3s on my phone like a caveman.

Spotify Wrapped that tells you how many ICE adds you listened to and how many tenths of a cent your "favorite" artists got.

And most elected Democrats still use this Nazi’s website

I would've thought the same until my hair turned white overnight when I was scared by Freddy Krueger in my sleep.

Oh, no.

Since he's so healthy, they should give the sleepy bastard a Panera Charged Lemonade before the next cabinet meeting.

We watched the Puke Hose episode of Mad Men and I have been bedridden ever since realizing I was in my 20s when it aired.

YouTube video by Comedy Central Key & Peele - Black Ice

Key and Peele have us covered on this one.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=efiW...

We gotta have a better word for "black ice." Out loud, that last syllable sounds like "guys." Invisible Ice, the Sneaky Slippys, Jack Frost's Snot, Gnomes on their Zambonis, the Devil's Gone Curling, etc.

Oh yeah, at work someone advised me to remove em dashes from something I’d written because it implies AI wrote it. So now this shit between me and AI is fuckin personal

College? I'm 46 and what goes on over there is none of my business.

Ken Casey on stage.

“WE’RE VERY TRIGGERING TO MAGA BECAUSE THEY LOOK AT US LIKE, ‘HOW DARE YOU. YOU SHOULD BE WITH US,’ AND I SAY, ‘SHOULD WE? THE DROPKICKS’ MESSAGE HAS BEEN THE SAME FOR 30 YEARS!’”

@kimkelly.bsky.social interviewed the Nazi-punching, union-supporting Ken Casey.

inthesetimes.com/article/drop...

A package of salad names SWEET BABY BUTTER LEAF

When Forghorn Leghorn stubs his toe.

Making peace with Western Massachusetts by shaking hands across the rain/snow line.

I remember MoDo's "Donald the Dove" which was roundly mocked. I'm done arguing. Being mad about past elections doesn't turn out unmotivated voters who are a much bigger population than podcast guys.

This happened to me.

HBO should add a little David Zaslav floating around the margins of all its properties like the Great Gazoo.

I heard "genocide bad, I'm not gonna volunteer, but we gotta vote" but your media environment might be different.

IT’S GIVING TUESDAY! PLEASE GIVE TO CARTOONISTS RIGHTS SO THAT THEY CAN DEFEND YOURS. PLEASE HELP US DEFEND CARTOONISTS’ RIGHTS WITH A DONATION to cartoonistsrights/org/donate In a cartoon by Ann Telnaes, President Trump wields a flaming torching his right hand and a burning sheet of paper bearing the line “We The People” in his left. He wears a uniform redolent of a military dictator, including a fez emblazoned with an eagle.

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slow-cooking in the cosmic microwave background radiation

i think about this often and i have yet to come up with a better solution than sectoral unionization w rigorous ethics enforcement & relentless internal/external organizing. a generational political project that likely wouldn't bear fruit before the literacy rate enters its death spiral anyway.

Winter Reading List | Brian McFadden Get more from Brian McFadden on Patreon

Fake books, for FREE! (Subscribers saw this a while ago as soon as I finished it.)

that nuzzi book isn't selling because no one wants to read it and there are no groups who will buy up thousands of copies to give away for free like the annoying rightwing memoirs or whatever

He's been doing war crimes this whole time! I drew this in March! patreon.com/BrianMcFadden

There's nothing Jeffries and Schumer can do but twiddle their thumbs and collect a paycheck until voters do the work a year from now. Inspiring stuff! (I'm a supervoter in a blue state, it's not me you gotta convince to Pokemon Go to the Polls.)