Brian McFadden

If you can say, "MAHA!" not as an Alan Partridge impression, you ain't no friend of mine.

Trying to develop my portfolio so Big Pharma will hire me to draw ads. Until then, I need patrons.

POV you are about to lose at Guess Who

Yup!

It's the worst. Most openings I'm qualified for are training A.I. to not suck.

I'm looking at LinkedIn regularly. Time's are bleak, friends.

Globe's looking for another right-wing ding-a-ling. Think I could apply if I said my entire body of work was satire?

2026 Valentines (panel 1 - Chief Justice Roberts holding an N.D.A.) Sign this N.D.A. before I take your rights away. (panel 2 -Trump gazing at a photo of Jeffrey Epstein.) Being a Pedophile-phile Is Not a Crime! (panel 3 -A faux business card.) INCEL for hire op-eds, trend pieces, clickbait "Put it in the paper that I can't get laid." (panel 4 - RFK Jr. exposing a message written in measles on his chest.) You make me SICK! (panel 5 - Pam Bondi holding a redacted valentine.) REDACTED REDACTS REDACTED (panel 6 - Mike Johnson looking through a hole in the Constitution.) It's Not a Sin If we do it through a hole in the Constitution.

These people are worse Valentines gifts than gas station flowers. patreon.com/BrianMcFadden

He's not afraid of germs. Why should he be scared of a tree?

Fun Fact: I was once allowed to say "shitty" on BBC radio because to them it sounded like "shiddy."

"be like Mike Tyson" the rapist who blew a huge fortune and let Jake Paul beat his ass for a payday? Who bit off a man's ear because he was losing a fight?

of all the bizarre shit this administration has done building a nutritional ad campaign around Tyson might be #1

the amount of time it is taking for these relatively podunk snow banks to melt is really throwing into relief for me how fucked up it is that we are managing to melt the glaciers

The conditions this time of year are excellent for Kennedy Ski Football.

Alternate history without the Eerie Canal and Missouri Compromise has devastating downstream effects for America, such as everyone having the Boston Accent.

A digital illustration of five cans conversation hearts. Not the really cruddy chalky ones but the better ones with nice raised lettering. They are in five different pastel colors (pink, green, yellow, purple, red) and have one word each on them reading ‘MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN 2DAY’

The Missouri Compromise was obviously bad for worse reasons, but if it never happened, there would be no Senators from Maine and the dream of Megachusetts would still be alive.

Who ever didn't hover and piss and shit all over that toilet seat RFK Jr. snorted blow off of: Shame on you.

Looks like Gov Healey has made a deal with the devil to indiscriminately feed people who are finally released to the ICE apparatus.

It's a shame. Disappointed but not surprised.

Newsom and A.I. ain't happening. Sell me something I want! Like a salt lick of Cool Ranch seasoning.

You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.

Trying to develop my portfolio so Big Pharma will hire me to draw ads. Until then, I need patrons.

I hadn't seen The Brink's Job until tonight. I was very annoying about recognizing locations, but 😭 at Doyle's dressed up fancy.

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Return of the Holy Beanblowers - The Next Phase Blog The four angels at the corners hold gilded, downward-facing horns. This display earned the Brattle Square Church the nickname of “Church of the Holy Beanblowers.”

Back Bay's holy beanblowers make their triumphant return
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2026 Valentines (panel 1 - Chief Justice Roberts holding an N.D.A.) Sign this N.D.A. before I take your rights away. (panel 2 -Trump gazing at a photo of Jeffrey Epstein.) Being a Pedophile-phile Is Not a Crime! (panel 3 -A faux business card.) INCEL for hire op-eds, trend pieces, clickbait "Put it in the paper that I can't get laid." (panel 4 - RFK Jr. exposing a message written in measles on his chest.) You make me SICK! (panel 5 - Pam Bondi holding a redacted valentine.) REDACTED REDACTS REDACTED (panel 6 - Mike Johnson looking through a hole in the Constitution.) It's Not a Sin If we do it through a hole in the Constitution.

These people are worse Valentines gifts than gas station flowers. patreon.com/BrianMcFadden

if you want to get mad at people for not swearing today to vote for Newsom if he winds up the candidate, why stop there. why not say they have to vote for the noid and then pretend to get mad when they say they won’t do that either

Having a big social media platform where you can have a bunch of hatespeech dribbling out of your mouth like diarrhea from a butt without getting your jaw immediately broken by a bunch of regular people is unnatural. It is inhuman.

Passed a tiny hole in the street that had been jammed with litter. Philadelphians will fill any hole with litter. Fall asleep on a park bench with your mouth open? Better believe someone will try to stick a hoagie wrapper and Wawa coffee cup in there.

If it makes milk I wanna try its cheese. That's the Van Weasel promise

Google Fulfilled ICE Subpoena Demanding Student Journalist’s Bank and Credit Card Numbers Amandla Thomas-Johnson didn't know how much information ICE requested in a subpoena now. Google never gave him a chance to fight it.

Spend FIVE MINUTES protesting the genocide of Palestinians, and

1) be forced into hiding
2) have Google share your bank and credit card info due to a secret subpoena with ICE