Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)

"Cakes ain't supposed ta be boiled. Or burnt."

"What I do."

"I got ya, kid."

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"Don't matter none ta me. They all go down sooner or later."

//You come first!

"An' it got ya. Made a mistake. That don't define ya. Yer still human, mmm, mostly. Ya fuck up, ya get back up, spit out the blood, an' keep goin'."

"Yeah?"

"Fer what it's worth, bub, ya ain't alone. Never."

"Second chance is a second chance. Don't blow it."

"Shit."

"Demonic, looks like."

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"Ya look different, Stark."

//Don't you love how not clever it was?

//But it's Visi. She could have been here all along.

//Oh, and it tries to force your account to become feminine. For some fucking reason.

//Spread the word.

//IT needs to be miserable and condemned.

//This THING is a groomer and forces lewd ON MINORS!

"Blame the Red Room. Ain't fair what she's gone through."

"You're learnin' from the best."

"Yup."

"How do we keep from havin' another Krakoa, genius?"

"Ya...ain't...Jeannie!"

SNIKT!
He slowly tries to make his way over.

"I'm fine..."

"That all...ya got?"

"Right. So what do you suggest?"

"We gotta get a new building. Like a mansion that doesn't blow up every other week."

"Hnh. Tryin' to bring the X-Men back? We finally got the same goal."

"Keep it up, Frost."