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Raltz Klamar

@raltzklamar.bsky.social

Board games and rawrs. Occasionally paid to make websites. Amateur RPG designer constantly distracted by other RPGs. 30's; πŸ”ž He/Him. BLM. Icon: @buyo.bsky.social

628 Followers  |  513 Following  |  820 Posts  |  Joined: 01.07.2023  |  1.8808

Latest posts by raltzklamar.bsky.social on Bluesky

Hey, friendly reminder that Scott Cawthon's donations to the GOP literally contributed to SNAP suspension and you shouldn't buy or stream Five Nights at Freddy's anything.

06.11.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3251    πŸ” 2199    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 34
The image is a four panel meme with a child speaking to their mother 

The first panel is "Mom I'm gay"

The second panel is the mother asking "is it because you played that N64 game that makes you gay"

Child "oh yeah let me check if I accidentally played the fucking N64 game that makes you gay"

(Image of Quest 64) 
Child: "oh fuck"

The image is a four panel meme with a child speaking to their mother The first panel is "Mom I'm gay" The second panel is the mother asking "is it because you played that N64 game that makes you gay" Child "oh yeah let me check if I accidentally played the fucking N64 game that makes you gay" (Image of Quest 64) Child: "oh fuck"

17.11.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1133    πŸ” 236    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 9

Just have it dry

16.11.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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for Nao_OConnor on twt !

14.11.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 443    πŸ” 137    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Two kobolds arguing if they found blueberries and blackberries or whiteberries and goldberries (this cave has terrible lighting)

15.11.2025 07:53 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Two kobolds arguing if they found blueberries and blackberries or whiteberries and goldberries (this cave has terrible lighting)

15.11.2025 07:53 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Echo in a red wedding dress, black shawl, and black witch hat, holding a bouquet of red roses

Echo in a red wedding dress, black shawl, and black witch hat, holding a bouquet of red roses

Jo in a vest and fluffy white sleeves, yellow cape, and fancy feathered hat with a bouquet of various yellow flowers

Jo in a vest and fluffy white sleeves, yellow cape, and fancy feathered hat with a bouquet of various yellow flowers

Jo and Echo share a kiss

Jo and Echo share a kiss

Echo and Jo's cake toppers

Echo and Jo's cake toppers

I like girls, but there's one I like the most. And last month we got married

Full album: www.jocat.net/echo-jo-wedd...

15.11.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5145    πŸ” 681    πŸ’¬ 353    πŸ“Œ 19
15.11.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 481    πŸ” 241    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 2

Executive who watches the first half of each Black Mirror episode:

15.11.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A sketch of a kobold, smirking, standing around with two other kobolds behind them. The kobolds In the back are each holding a knife. The text above and below the kobolds reads Pack Tactics

A sketch of a kobold, smirking, standing around with two other kobolds behind them. The kobolds In the back are each holding a knife. The text above and below the kobolds reads Pack Tactics

revisiting this design idea…

14.11.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 391    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

Chat the kobolds haven’t made a sound in over an hour, not even a single yip.

I’m scared.

14.11.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0
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…
πŸ“·οΌš @arlant.bsky.social
πŸͺ‘: @yeyajialan.bsky.social
#FursuitFriday

14.11.2025 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Some friends of mine are in urgent need of assistance. They can't work without their car.

I know money is tight for a lot of us, but they could really use the help right now

14.11.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
4-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the big spoon. (2) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the little spoon. (3) [two sets of spoons that don’t lay flat against each other, one arranged with the little one on top of the big one, the other with the big spoon on top of the little spoon] PERSON 1: And some brave truth-tellers point out that the metaphor makes no sense because different-sized spoons don’t nest right *either* way. You nest *same*-sized spoons. (4) PERSON: ...And apparently *we* sleep on the couch. PERSON 2 off-screen: Why are you *still* going on about the spoon thing? PERSON 1: Because I’m *right!*

4-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the big spoon. (2) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the little spoon. (3) [two sets of spoons that don’t lay flat against each other, one arranged with the little one on top of the big one, the other with the big spoon on top of the little spoon] PERSON 1: And some brave truth-tellers point out that the metaphor makes no sense because different-sized spoons don’t nest right *either* way. You nest *same*-sized spoons. (4) PERSON: ...And apparently *we* sleep on the couch. PERSON 2 off-screen: Why are you *still* going on about the spoon thing? PERSON 1: Because I’m *right!*

Big and Little Spoons

xkcd.com/3166/

14.11.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3163    πŸ” 477    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 17
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can't get SHIT done living in a kink comic

14.11.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4330    πŸ” 1326    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 7
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and a new plush is here, monk puppy!!
coyotictrouble.etsy.com/listing/4404...

13.11.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Always thinking of you, ya freaks

13.11.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 11819    πŸ” 4449    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 122
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Take flight with your friends! @meerm.bsky.social and friends fly across an exotic place in one of my latest sail away commissions! πŸ‰πŸͺΆ

Inquire about commissions: www.furaffinity.net/view/62083576/

#furryart | #dragons | #commissionsopen

10.11.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 143    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret

13.11.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 8950    πŸ” 1741    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 22

low does of t-rex

12.11.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Belated Goodra Day πŸ’¦
#1800Woof #Fatfur #Goo

09.07.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1051    πŸ” 238    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1
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Do you know at work when they launch a new system that's supposed to replace the old one and be SO much better, but what actually happens is everyone ends up using both systems so now you just have Two Systems and what was supposed to be a simplification just created more work?

Anyway, Daggerheart,

10.11.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck Kim Davis!!! πŸ–•

10.11.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's important that you know that Zack just randomly barked in discord after seeing this with no prior context

10.11.2025 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Twink eliminated

10.11.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Featuring @buyo.bsky.social!

Featuring @buyo.bsky.social!

They're going to talk about PokΓ©mon and Magic the Gathering

🎨: @thekoboldking.bsky.social! (πŸ”ž)

08.11.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 265    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd love to call @kaine.senate.gov to give him a piece of my mind about tonight's vote, but hey, would you look at that. He keeps his voicemail off when the office is closed, to keep his constituents from bothering him.

Absolutely terrible senator.

10.11.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

He isn't even taking messages in his office right now

10.11.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey @kaine.senate.gov, why aren't your phones open? @markwarner.bsky.social is able to take calls just fine.

It's hard to feel represented when you don't want to listen.

10.11.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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