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@ouijabeard.satan.social

I’m probably thinking about Satanism or house plants. Gothy. Queer. Caffeinated. Leftist. Left handed. Left Handed Path. NSFW but your boss is into it.

219 Followers  |  207 Following  |  705 Posts  |  Joined: 04.12.2023  |  2.0885

Latest posts by ouijabeard.satan.social on Bluesky

Fuck you.

11.11.2025 03:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The wrong 1% is under attack.

06.11.2025 20:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I see Jake is back.

04.11.2025 19:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you are of the means to donate to a food bank, please give money. They can make it go farther.

If you buy $10 worth of food at the store you are paying mark up and profit.

Food banks can get stuff at cost most times.

Your $10 could be $15-$25 in the hands of a food bank.

01.11.2025 19:33 — 👍 4    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

no matter how tonight’s results turn out, i would like to wish andrew cuomo a very go fuck yourself

04.11.2025 14:10 — 👍 194    🔁 20    💬 1    📌 1
Smirking dick Cheney

Smirking dick Cheney

Happy Election Day. Some people really meant it when they said they were gonna leave if Mamdani won.

04.11.2025 13:11 — 👍 1297    🔁 187    💬 13    📌 15
04.11.2025 16:45 — 👍 2335    🔁 465    💬 11    📌 24

Easy chicken & roasted vegetables! ~$20-30 for two servings, about 90 minutes (most if that is in the oven)

Ingredients: chicken thighs, preferred vegetables (I mix sweet potato, broccoli, yellow squash, zucchini, onions & garlic), olive oil, preferred seasoning.

04.11.2025 15:39 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

We're about to see an absolutely rancid wave of statements from Democrats.

04.11.2025 14:18 — 👍 143    🔁 17    💬 3    📌 4
Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake from the SNL short “dick in a box”

Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake from the SNL short “dick in a box”

Woke up today to the news

04.11.2025 13:53 — 👍 7302    🔁 1726    💬 138    📌 230

The head of security at the Louvre.

04.11.2025 14:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dick Cheney died on Election Day 25 years too late.

04.11.2025 12:23 — 👍 1168    🔁 140    💬 29    📌 12
grim reaper claw machine meme

grim reaper claw machine meme

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

04.11.2025 11:44 — 👍 8037    🔁 1851    💬 402    📌 241

@ischeneydeadyet.bsky.social

This is your big moment!

04.11.2025 12:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
the stardew valley cookbook!!!!!

the stardew valley cookbook!!!!!

hell yes

03.11.2025 23:05 — 👍 274    🔁 12    💬 12    📌 2

💯

03.11.2025 14:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We deserve better than you too.

03.11.2025 00:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Back in the day, Trent helped me understand my sexuality.

30.10.2025 23:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thinking about Trent Reznor's slutty little gloves in the March of the Pigs video.

21.07.2025 06:49 — 👍 30    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 1

I wish some habits were left to die with Twitter. One in particular being quantity over quality.

29.10.2025 18:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😍

29.10.2025 13:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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👀

28.10.2025 06:05 — 👍 320    🔁 25    💬 3    📌 3

I miss Washington.

28.10.2025 00:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Love the deli paper on the doctor’s table. Mmm I’m a sick little sandwich

17.07.2023 00:40 — 👍 553    🔁 158    💬 6    📌 1
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a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room and the woman is talking to the man . ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room and the woman is talking to the man .

A great example.

25.10.2025 04:54 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What's it like inside your head?

23.10.2025 20:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 2

Who robbed the Louvre. Right answers only

20.10.2025 23:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cancer: Money can’t buy you love, but let's face it- it’s the best chance you have.

19.10.2025 18:57 — 👍 230    🔁 52    💬 2    📌 11

Who needs Trump’s goons when you’re sending your own to beat on peaceful protesters. Go
Fuck yourself.

17.10.2025 15:13 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As Pritzker said, they don't need the national guard here - home grown troopers are perfectly happy to beat, brutalize and suppress protesters, clergy, and people of conscience!

17.10.2025 14:43 — 👍 281    🔁 91    💬 3    📌 1

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