Dissociation Waffle

Remember when Gleen did Da Butt at the Oscars? Legend.

I cannot tell you how much I agree with all of this.

Some of that black tar caviar

They call it “ocean drugs”

Oh yeah, I saw some of the drama. More people blocked you today than they blocked JD Vance!

Both of those movies were long and tedious.

omg @11thjeff.bsky.social

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I absolutely support blocking Kara Swisher, but what did she do now?

I get thee a peel.

Baby we all crumble all over the place. 💙

I completely forgot Lily Allen existed until yesterday, but I liked her first album a lot. She was also supposed to be writing a Bridget Jones musical like 20 years ago, but that never happened.

Okay, I am exciting the convo since a second tattoo has sprung up. 😂

Humans shooting animals with guns is funny because animals are their food. Imagine unloading a clip into a a deer.

It’s because every year it becomes easier for them to find each other. I assure you, this was still there 10 years ago and 20 years ago, etc.

I already dunked on one rando today with a screenshot so I’m not going to do it a second time, but the second person is lucky because what they said was very stupid.

I’m fine about not having hair, but I’ll need someplace to hide the facelift scars.

You can’t come back from this. I can’t grow out with little hair I have left and start styling it creatively.

But I will say if I ever strike it rich and I get my facelift and hair transplant at the same time I will own it.

My frame of reference for this is so preposterous, but I remember Lindsay Lohan taking heat for using it in like 2003.

Finally, I’m not advocating for its return, but I do sometimes think about the journey words like idiot and moron took on the way to being commonplace.

It does feel very on brand for a millennial to think they eradicated a word they did not eradicate and pat themselves on the back for it, though.

I don’t think it’s ever gone away. I think more people than ever saying it. I was watching a stream a couple weeks ago or someone just let it fly out of his mouth.

A skeet that says “So that Chad Powers show so many publications were likening to Ted Lasso deployed the R-word in the third episode. So I guess mainstream Hollywood is vice signaling to the manosphere now.” Quoted by someone saying, “Fuck this. There had been so much progress made in reducing usage of the r-word and now it's being rolled back. This is not okay and writers who do this need to be shamed for it.”

HAS there been that much progress, though? I was a child in the 80s and we knew then. I remember when young people in the early 2000s learned this is bad to say. That said, I learned blackface was bad from. Gimmie a Break in like 1982 and yet people 40 years later pretend it’s new information so

Every imagined threat about socialism is modeled after real things that happened under capitalism

Sometimes I regret starting to shave my head when I did. In less than a decade dudes started doing elaborate combovers with the hair that stops at the top of their forehead. I could’ve been one of them.

I don’t understand what was going on with Colman’s wigs in this, though. I thought maybe it was supposed to say something about her character, but all I got was that she had really bad taste in hairstyles for 15 years.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a Nazi tattoo is a good guy with a Nazi tattoo.

Even when she did characters on SNL, were they really ever that distinct from one another?

I do think it might be time for us as a people to discus what - if anything - we get from continuing to put Kate McKinnon in things. I found her so grating in this, but the more I thought about it I realized I can’t differentiate this performance from just about anything else I’ve ever seen her do?

The Roses (2025) starring Olivia Colman and Benedict Cumberbatch

I wasn’t expecting to care for this, but I wound up liking it a lot.

Also, it didn’t hurt that Andy Samberg and Ncuti Gatwa, two beautiful men, had supporting roles.

I loved Claudia 2

Sour-faced Mickey Mouse