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Hello Internet. My avatar was made by the artist known as JACandQuill. Where to find him. https://www.patreon.com/JACandQuill Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@mtheambassador Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/m_the_ambassador

55 Followers  |  189 Following  |  193 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.9481

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31.10.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A β˜…Β½ review of From Hell It Came (1957) They don't make films like this anymore, and for good reason. I will not say that there isn't some fun to be had with the cheesy monster costume, the laughably one-dimensional characters, or the stere...

"...this movie can stay in hell."
-M The Ambassador
boxd.it/bwLFZT

29.10.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Economic vegetarian: becoming a vegetarian so that you can support the ownership of a cat

26.10.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm watching the new Fiona and Cake episode and all I am thinking is, how many people would fuck the cat?

26.10.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If rule 34 is to be trusted, the Knights of Guinevere fanbase seem to be be into robots and fat women. Weirdly enough, I don't want to goon, I want to see success.

26.10.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's also ironic given the accusations levied at Cuomo.

23.10.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Teen removed from boys basketball tryouts, told to join girls team over birth certificate error The boy's parents say a mix-up at the hospital led to him being mistakenly listed as female on his birth certificate.

Incredible scenes.

www.wdbj7.com/2025/10/19/t...

21.10.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 763    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 123

I was watching an old video about this promotion KFC in Thailand had called the Double Down Dog. I thought this picture was funny.

22.10.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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On the left is what the penis of a virgin looks like.
On the right is what the penis of a man that has premarital sex.
Keep it in your pants fellas.

21.10.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Young brunette white "man" in a suit and tie at a party, sat looking at the camera while wearing glasses. The smile is performative, eye are somewhat dead. The suit is black, the shirt a lilac and the tie a dark purple with a small pattern on it

Young brunette white "man" in a suit and tie at a party, sat looking at the camera while wearing glasses. The smile is performative, eye are somewhat dead. The suit is black, the shirt a lilac and the tie a dark purple with a small pattern on it

A blonde white woman in glasses taking a selfie in her car. She's wearing a red jacket and black turtleneck, with a black harness with gold accessories

A blonde white woman in glasses taking a selfie in her car. She's wearing a red jacket and black turtleneck, with a black harness with gold accessories

A white "man" in glasses and a dark purple beanie taking a selfie, looking slightly disheveled and unhappy

A white "man" in glasses and a dark purple beanie taking a selfie, looking slightly disheveled and unhappy

A blonde white woman in sunglasses taking a selfie. She has gold lipstick, and black eyeliner on with a gold fill on the wings of the eyeliner. She's wearing a black dress that shows off her daedric V tattoo and a bit of her centipede tattoo. She's wearing a moth earring. Her nails are painted gold and her engagement ring is visible

A blonde white woman in sunglasses taking a selfie. She has gold lipstick, and black eyeliner on with a gold fill on the wings of the eyeliner. She's wearing a black dress that shows off her daedric V tattoo and a bit of her centipede tattoo. She's wearing a moth earring. Her nails are painted gold and her engagement ring is visible

8 years ago, I took the first step on the journey to being Me

I sat, laughing to myself, looking at a little orange pill in my hand

8 years later and I've never been happier, done things I've never dreamed of, and found the love of my life

Thank you all for being along for the ride with me ❀️

19.10.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1308    πŸ” 101    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations on your journey. I hope you have found peace with yourself and that you are living the life you want to.

19.10.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it bad I want to try cocaine once, just to see if Stephen King's excuse holds water?

19.10.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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m_the_ambassador - Twitch Hitman Absolution. I am the very model of a Hitman

Hello, I am playing Hitman Absolution in this stream.
Please come on by.
www.twitch.tv/m_the_ambass...

18.10.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A great mod for Skyrim is the one where you can tell both sides to suck your cock and balls and become their king. Bonus points if you aren't a Nord.

17.10.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Steam Sale 
Suicide Squad Kill the Justice League 
Discount: 95%
Price before discount: $70 USD
Price after discount: $3.49 USD
LMAO

Steam Sale Suicide Squad Kill the Justice League Discount: 95% Price before discount: $70 USD Price after discount: $3.49 USD LMAO

I know it is a sale but I still find it funny that even at this price, I don't think it will sell. I also wonder if it will be the sacrificial game Warner Bros. uses to show that a game on sale can be 95% off.

17.10.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a police uniform with glasses is holding her hands together ALT: a woman in a police uniform with glasses is holding her hands together

Battlefield Six looks really good, but I don't know if I can justify buying it at the prices it asks. The base game being $70 and the Premium being $100. God damn. I hope it doesn't die off before it gets a sale. Then again, I also have way too many games in my library.

17.10.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What do you think the LGBTQ rates for electricians are? I feel for every 5 electricians there is 1 in the LGBTQ community?

17.10.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If any violence happens upon Mamdani or any other Democrats, I wonder if she will take responsibility? Like how progressives need to take responsibility for what happened to Kirk because people called him a fascist.

17.10.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I finally decided to listen to a Benson Boone song via the festival mode in Fortnite. The song was Beautiful things. That shit sounded Protestant.

15.10.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does it seem like a lot of people's idea of becoming ungovernable is getting a crippling addiction to clown girl porn?

15.10.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look at all those β€œcollege aged kids” texting each other β€œI love Hitler.”

15.10.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 585    πŸ” 185    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 14
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The biggest red flag I've seen in a girl is one time I took this magician girl back to her place and I pulled a bunch of handkerchiefs out of her. The last cloth was a 5x3 flag of Arizona.

15.10.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm more of an economic evil than a social evil.

13.10.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Ranking the Planet of the Apes films
YouTube video by M the Ambassador Ranking the Planet of the Apes films

I just uploaded a video on Planet of the Apes, it was from a twitch livestream I did on October 11, 2025.
youtu.be/HEx2ASijnnY?...

13.10.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Planet of the Apes Tier List

11.10.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Twitch Twitch is the world

I'm on twitch and I'm playing Fortnite. Please come by if you kindly.
www.twitch.tv/m_the_ambass...

11.10.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Twitch Twitch is the world

www.twitch.tv/m_the_ambass...

08.10.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been thinking about getting back on the market, but a lot of my types are bipolar and bisexual. All I'm saying is that I don't know if I want to become a Sound Cloud musician or have my partner taken by one.

04.10.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do Saiyans feel like Latinos?

02.10.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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m_the_ambassador - Twitch I am the very model of a Hitman individual

Watch m_the_ambassador with me on Twitch! www.twitch.tv/m_the_ambass...

29.09.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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