🇨🇦 Dan (Derogatory) 🇨🇦

Got to be a principal and announce a snow day tomorrow :)

Had to have a disciplinary meeting today and I didn’t cry 🤩 (I was doing the disciplining)

The only other straight man I know is my brother and that’s questionable sometimes

There’s only one straight man I like (my father)

Whose fault was it?

Gym was packed because of the holiday. And on top of that two people got in a fight 🫠 aren’t endorphins supposed to make you happy?

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I do not understand this comment 🫠

I just know the movie..,

Watching Charlie’s Angels for the first time 🤩

I love my mother but in the process of sending me money via Zelle did she call me to verify that she had the correct phone number in her contact list? I haven’t changed my number in 10+ years.

Xanax o’clock. Happy new year 😘

“See you next year” will never not be amusing to me.

Taking an uber because it’s 26° outside. Why is his window open?!? Its freezing in here too now 🫠

They’ve done nothing wrong!

Securing their spots on the naughty list for next year.

I’m going to be alone on Christmas…wicked has a Christmas performance…do I do it??

Imagine how much money they’d save by just …. Not hiring guards.

Three people guarding the subway turnstiles this morning and when someone jumped them, not a single one did anything. Great job MTA!

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Our anonymous employee feedback came in today and I got the nicest, most positive review from someone 🥰🥰 ive been so stressed about being a good leader, it was so nice to hear I’ve done something right ❤️❤️❤️

All of them

Spotify wrapped called me a f*ggot again this year :/

Cat has learned how to remove the child locks on our cabinet doors 🫠

A premiere? @boyinhd.bsky.social

Seeing Wicked today 💚🤭🩷

Group fitness instructors

We host open calls once a year in addition to all the other auditions we do. There’s about 20 we are bringing back for a second round 💪🏻

Just sat through a 6 hour audition 🫠 we saw over 100 people today 😅