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@theesaltyaaron.bsky.social

Orlando Comedian and Podcaster.

23 Followers  |  27 Following  |  42 Posts  |  Joined: 10.09.2023  |  1.713

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My best friend is now ai, goodbye humans

14.08.2024 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just sold a rose glass to an educator

14.06.2024 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please underestimate other people, you'll then always Be surprised when they achieve something great.

17.04.2024 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh damn, heat is gonna be turning up, look up insider trading

02.03.2024 05:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idc, let's do some crazy sh*t in 24.

24.01.2024 05:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone is avoiding the sense of betrayal with WW2 documentaries and strange British murder TV.

2024

17.01.2024 08:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No fear in 24, gonna settle some scores, bury my problems under floor boards, no more relying an dead weight, only thing I'm gonna move is myself and elevate.

07.01.2024 07:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wouldn't you be so happy if we could just live without worrying about basic human rights being violated every second of the day.

27.12.2023 05:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This band is really heavy, slow, and doomy. It is long and it is somewhat of a masterpiece.

fuckingkillrecords.bandcamp.com/album/dragge...

14.12.2023 05:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love life, even if the moment isn't a highlight.

14.12.2023 05:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really want to be someone's 49th favorite comedian.

That's it.

05.12.2023 05:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really wanna blaze some chem dawg soon.

15.11.2023 05:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still really haven't connected with community like I thought I would. I feel like my posts get no traction, any thoughts?

13.11.2023 07:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Turning around and smiling at leaving things behind is getting easier everyday.

#goals #comedy #idontknow howtousethisapp

13.11.2023 07:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The coolest thing about myself is that I am resourceful enough to figure out how to pick up the pieces after everything is fucked.

06.11.2023 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nah, leaving a weapon when the devil is behind is grade a fuckin stupid.

10.10.2023 07:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The sound bed of this movie is making my anxiety stir up.

10.10.2023 07:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shits creepy.

10.10.2023 07:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is what's up tonight.

10.10.2023 07:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Strawberry cough got me all types of sideways.

09.10.2023 06:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish I was born with a women's intuitive mind, then I'd be the top alpha.

02.10.2023 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I found a home in this wretched wasteland.

02.10.2023 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I shoulda been ahead of the curve all along.

02.10.2023 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My heart is broken, I finally get home after a long day and I forget my aa batteries for my box ๐ŸŽฎ

I've never had to worry about batteries before.

22.09.2023 06:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So now I'm like lvl 12 and ripping thru the galaxy. I want a new weapon spread soon. I'm getting bored with shotguns and desert eagles. Starfield.

20.09.2023 08:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How'd I do?
I'm continuing right from mars,to starfield and the expanse influence.

18.09.2023 07:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rewatching the first andor, seeing if I'm stuck in this before I get to starfield tomorrow night.

17.09.2023 06:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This game is everything now. It's all consuming. I'll look around thanks Alexa.

17.09.2023 05:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please recommend some users to follow on here. I am new and need assistance. This place is fun and yet still kinda scary. Help Help Help! New Friends?

16.09.2023 05:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It will be a TSA checkpoint before log-on.

16.09.2023 04:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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