Zlaudius

Got one of those apps that reduces your time spent on certain apps, and now that I can't stare at reddit, I've just caught myself staring at the weather app. Am I okay?

I need Leigh Janiak to be the only person allowed to touch the fear steet movie ip from now on. This new movie was dogshit without her. #fearstreet

I thought this was gonna be a "The Alamo" joke.

a grilled cheese a pan

Cheems

why do i live in this hell?

I think this might be one of those sentences that holds a special novelty only for the fact that nobody has ever uttered those words in that order before.

Thinking Mr. Pibb is an adequate substitute is itself crazy.

—so a U.S. state media. Great. Why not? It's certainly never been an issue anywhere else. God, we're fucked.

I'm building a list of the random facts I acquire. I'll be posting them here as I go. #funfacts #pubquiz

2.) Only one U.S. President has been laid to rest under a flag other than the U.S. Flag. That's John Tyler under the Confederate Flag.

I'm building a list of the random facts I acquire. I'll be posting them here as I go. #funfacts #pubquiz

1.) 11 children are documented to have been born in antartica, and all them survived early childhood. This gives antarctica the lowest recorded infant mortality rate of all continents.

Chicken Parmography

*tips my hat to a basket of clean clothes*

M'laundry.

If it was a dick measuring contest, you’d lose. Nobody measures more dicks than me, not even to speak of accuracy.

What is it

boss: remember, the customer is always right

me: got it

[later]

customer: this place is awful, the food sucks

me: you're right, sir. this place really is the worst. i hate it here [i turn to my boss and give him a big thumbs up]

go.bsky.app/Gxvtcys

I love forgetting I was suckered into buying things from door to door saleschildren. "Wha?!?! Cookies?!?! For me?!?!"

I love seeing YouTube videos like “ten songs I bet you didn’t know were covers” and being like guess again bitch

I can only assume some homophobes i don't know about died to make this possible?

Oh I see

Why's it look so watered down?

ope. Yippeee

It's a Twitter Clone made by one of the original creators of Twitter. A lot of streamers and stuff are on here now bc it's way less toxic.

YouTube video by ClamTree Job Interviews

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Can confirm. I'm the penny.

boozegeoisie

Do not pinch the penny. This hurts the penny.

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a few times for sure

Damn that looks good

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