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Press cartoon (Change to) Winter time: everything gets darker earlier. A dejected couple says: "Even our morale" In the background, name cloud of many worriyng or distressing issues

Merci à vous! Je viens enfin de comprendre comment moins m'emmerder.

Esditorial cartoon A couple is lookinga at a painting, reminiscent of Van Gogh's, which shows dead black olive trees under a scorching sun. Painting title: "Olive trees and Xylella" is shown on a plate. Man says: It's beautiful. WHo did it? Wioman answers: "Conseil d'état"

Editorial cartoon: Title: "the re-enthusiasm" Macron, sporting a Fre,ch fan outfit, sits on a pile of rubble, waving an Olympic flag and staring with a deranged smile at a tv screen where one can read "JO 2024". In the bachrounf a ruined building in flames.

In IcnActu sta simana

An old warbird is taking off in the background, smoking and sputtering, piloted by a flabbergasted Marianne. In the foreground a crazy-looking Macron, wearing Kamikaze attire, walks away from the scene saying: "I wear the outfit. You sort it out. As usual."

Stronzu cù un elmu culuniali tbr.

In #Kanaky è in altrò

Un policier russe dit à l'autre: "Des hommes en uniforme qui tuent des civils et repartent en mettant le feu? On va pas aller s'emmerder avec ça! L'autre policier répond: Tu es rentré de Mariupol, Igor.

Marianne says to Corsica: -Hey, you racist, violent, dishonest, backward and ungrateful lazy sod on welfare, are you the one making your children hate me? -Do you want to prove to me that you really do everything better than me?

Dans une salle d'hôpital, un médecin dit à un homme de dos: "C'est un mystère, M. Simeoni: ils en étaient absents, mais ils ne digèrent pas votre dîner…" Sur leur lit, trois hommes see tordent en criant "Pandore!" "Pas la boîte, noooon", "Arrgh ! Pan… Pan… Pandoooorh"

Disegnu di Attal azezu persu dicendu "U travaddu hè un duveri". In daretu, un omi dici à un adonna "Ci ani vendutu Ken, t'emi avutu Chucky" Drawing of a rabid Attal saying "Working is a duty". In the background, a man says to a woman "They sold us a Ken, we got Chucky"

Disegnu "La méthode Attal remarquée" Attal tinendu dui cartulari 'Tagli & ristrizzioni" cù dui clandestini in daretu. Une dici "Tantu tuttu li schiattarà in faccia, ma sà cume accenda una miccia, 'ssu ghjuvanottu" Cartoon "Attal's methods remarked" Attal holding two folders "Cuts and restrictions", with two Corsican clandestine militants in the background, one saying "The whole stuff could explode right in his face, but this kid knows how to light a fuse"

Un dinusauru è un coppiu d'essari umani sò ognunu annantu à u so nivulu. Più luntanu in u celi, si vedi a Terra asciutta, arsa. U dinosauru dici à i cristiani "Hè ancu più tristu parchì vo, sapiati comu cansà quissa" A dinosaur and a couple of humans are each on their own cloud. Further in the sky, we see the dry, arid Earth. The dinosaur says to the humans: “It’s all the sadder because you knew how to avoid this”

Dessin Titre: Divorce à Cavaddu Un homm petit et grassouillet, l'air désemparé, s'adresse à une femme très mince et plus grande que lui qui s'en va, une petite sacoche à la main. Il lui dit:"Chouchou, voyons!" Elle répond :"2€ le m2! Je ne resterai pas une minute de plus à un endroit quipourrait être racheté par vdes pauvres!"

Sta simana… in IcnActu