Shawn Patrick Farrell

Trying to tell Darby O'Gill that he could have been the subject of The Poky Little Puppy Little Golden Book, but it's all about politics.

Wow! That sand looks so nice! Not a hint of stones, shells, & junk!

JD Vance’s team had water level of Ohio river raised for family’s boating trip Exclusive: Incident raises questions of exploitation of public services, but Secret Service says it was requested for ‘safe navigation’

Couch fucker thinks he's Moses. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

America, we're all going to die because Temu Kennedy says so.

Remember when we were inching forward as a country less than 10 months ago?

I'm not a woman, but to be honest, this sounds like a party like it's 1999.

Dean Cain joined ICE.

Henry Cavill is a staunch supporter of animal rights & protections, & advocate for the Durrell Wildlife Conservation Trust, The Royal Marines Charity & Omaze.

Christopher Reeve & his wife established the Christopher & Dana Reeve Foundation & tirelessly advocated for those with spinal cord injuries.

George Reeves supported City of Hope hospital & Myasthenia Gravis Foundation. The Ruby Hope Scholarship & George Reeves charitable foundation were established in his memory.

Harass immigrants after school & on weekends!

No late night shifts!

Save up for your first Cybertruck!

Mom can drive you home from work!

Arrest the Mexicans who beat your little league team & boost your chance to make the playoffs!

Ooh! I would love a suit in that pattern!

Picture of Freya, a dog, who recently graduated from the TRIAD program. She is wearing a purple graduation hat.

Great news from the TRIAD cohort! 🎉 We’re celebrating another graduate from our clinical trial study! 🐶🎓

Want to help dogs live longer, healthier lives? 🐾 Discover if your doggo is eligible for TRIAD: dogagingproject.org/triad

Certainly not a job for Superman.

Remember when we were inching forward as a country less than 10 months ago?

Well, this is concerning.

My first job as a teenager was shelving books in a public library. What kind of kid thinks "Golly, I'm sure glad I can save up for my first car by being a member of the Hitler Youth?"

My first job as a teenager was shelving books in a public library. What kind of kid thinks "Golly, I'm sure glad I can save up for my first car by being a member of the American SS?"

America, we're all going to die because Temu Kennedy says so.

There is no “universal vaccine” and there never will be.

RFK Jr. is a lunatic and a mass murderer. We might as well have Ted Bundy for HHS secretary.

You need to start slapping a patent on your brainstorms right out of the gate!

Oh no! Don't get sucked into the night guard racket! $500 not well spent!

Imagine a Library Ghost themed toy that transforms from the shushing old librarian to her more monstrous form, like this toy that switches from Snow White's Wicked Queen to the Old Hag when turned inside out?

Very much appreciate that PetSmart
is finally offering a Ghostbusters toy, but I do wish they'd gone a bit further than the "No Ghosts" logo!

Can the IOC just cut & run right now? Let Ireland or some other more deserving country host the 2028 Olympics. The United States does not deserve the honor & would be entirely to inhospitable to visiting athletes.

Eat the whole donut. Wear the fun shirt. Bop your head when the song you like plays in the grocery store. Release the unredacted Epstein files. Life is too short.

Person. Man. Woman. Camera. 5150.

Yesterday, we had fun. bsky.app/profile/shaw...

The Republican Party conspiring to abuse Miss United States is a little on the nose even for me