Shawn Patrick Farrell

This guy is actually my representative & he's otherwise quite loathsome.

Tried this yesterday. I guess I'm healthy now?

29 years ago this week at the Astor Place K-Mart in Manhattan.

If a tree falls down in Walnut Hills, is JD Vance fucking a couch somewhere?

Gavin Newsom Sucks. Weekend Edition.

I would also be willing to wager that more instances of Republican voter fraud are documented having occurred in the same period.

This article is nearly 6 years old. How is he still in office after saying this?

Oh, of course. Texas.

Further evidence that they're fully aware how they contribute to this "dynamic political environment," by being a breeding ground for extremist lunacy, just so they're better positioned to profit.

How well did this go for Herschell Walker? Republicans want a black face to exploit & the imbecilic Nicki Minaj is more than willing to accommodate them.

A new Peanuts Valentine's Day special just dropped:

Don't Worry, Charlie Brown. The DOW is Over $50,000.

YouTube video by GoldenAgeofFS Katarina Witt - Kiss (1993)

Crushing on Katarina Witt since I watched this routine set to Prince's Kiss air live in 1993. youtu.be/N305hnT_TBg?...

Remember when privileged mean girl Nancy Kerrigan thought she was too good for Walt Disney World? "Corny" didn't stop her from an appearance on TGIF mainstay Boy Meets World soon after, either.

Him dying today would have been a hell of a a Valentine for those of us who otherwise didn't get one.

Even Valentines from @democrats.senate.gov & @housedemocrats.bsky.social are low energy & non-commital.

Imagine if more men had stood up to defend women during the Salem witch trials. Or any of the countless times before or since that we've failed them when given the opportunity to do better?

Then, they bring her back for the series finale, only to cut her scene. Justice for McPhee!

Then she gets into Harvard but overdoses on ecstasy. Then they send her off to Italy because the writers can't think of anything to do with her character, despite the show's location shifting to Boston (home to Harvard).

Lots of people are revisiting Capeside this week, so let's talk about Meredith Monroe's Andie McPhee. First, they give her a nervous breakdown, then institutionalize her. Then she cheats on Pacey & they break up. She cheats on the PSAT & gets drunk with power as a hall monitor.

Anyone else old enough to fondly remember regular visits to Television Without Pity, back when the internet was still kind of fun?

Does anyone else feel like like they might sleep better knowing that this British girl eventually found more affordable ice cream?

Another Valentine's Day where all of my admirers will remain secret, I presume.

Happy Valentine's Day! The Silence of the Lambs premiered 35 years ago today. Great excuse for a rewatch!

Hello men of social media!

Perhaps a better gift than flowers this Valentine's Day would be for you to show the women in your life that you care for them & all women by demanding the release of the unredacted Epstein files. Contact your representative.

But yes, maybe also get them some flowers.

I will never be a fan of this pepperoni beneath the the cheese Midwestern malarkey.

Denny's out there telling men to do better.

Do they just let any sociopath buy Cornell sweatshirts?

A new toy for Darby O'Gill on Valentine's Day!

Roses are red.
Chocolate is fine.
Vote @katmabu.bsky.social
In IL District 9.

OK, enough with today already. Let's move on to a more important holiday!

Congrats to everyone who learned how to pronounce fastnachts correctly this week!