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03.12.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
WHY A WHISTLE
β€’ A SIMPLE TOOL FOR ALERTS
β€’ LOUD. RECOGNIZABLE. IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE.
WHY IT WORKS
β€’ INSTANT ALERT SYSTEM
β€’ FASTER THAN SOCIAL MEDIA
β€’ TURNS SILENCE INTO COMMUNITY ACTION
β€’ EASY TO AMPLIFY AND JOIN IN WHAT YOU CAN DO
β€’ WEAR YOUR WHISTLE AROUND YOUR NECK
β€’ TEACH FAMILY & NEIGHBORS THE CODES
β€’ USE IT WHEN AGENTS ARE SPOTTED
β€’ PROTECT EACH OTHER, ALWAYS
FORM A CROWD
STAY LOUD
CODE 1:
ICE NEARBY
BLOW IN SHORT BURSTS:
PRE-PRE-PRE-PRE-PRE!
β†’ ALERTS THE COMMUNITY THAT ICE AGENTS ARE IN THE AREA
NOISE = VISIBILITY
ON THE STREETS WHISTLES AND HONKING HORNS WILL ALERT PEOPLE TO:
β€’ JOIN IN AND ACT TO FORM A CIRCLE OF PROTECTION
- OR TO AVOID THE AREA
β€’ FOLLOW AND MONITOR ICE CARAVANS AND PATROLS
β€’ FIND AND CATCH UP WITH A CROWD THAT IS
PROTECTING SOMEONE
WE PROTECT OUR COMMUNITY TOGETHER
CODE 2:
RED ALERT!
BLOW IN LONG BLASTS:
PREEEEEEE-PREEEEEEE-PREEEEEEE
β†’ ICE IS DETAINING SOMEONE
FORM A CROWD, STAY LOUD
STAY NONVIOLENT
DON'T STAY SILENT
MONARCA
RAPID RESPONSE LINE
MONARCAMN.ORG
24HR EMERGENCY RESPONSE LINE TO REPORT AN ENFORCEMENT ACTION BY ICE IN PROGRESS, AND REQUEST LEGAL OBSERVERS IN THE TWIN CITIES
CAN RECEIVE PHOTO DOCUMENTATION
612-441-2881
ADAPTED FROM ORIGINAL MATERIALS MADE BY
PILSEN ARTS & COMMUNITY HOUSE

WHY A WHISTLE β€’ A SIMPLE TOOL FOR ALERTS β€’ LOUD. RECOGNIZABLE. IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE. WHY IT WORKS β€’ INSTANT ALERT SYSTEM β€’ FASTER THAN SOCIAL MEDIA β€’ TURNS SILENCE INTO COMMUNITY ACTION β€’ EASY TO AMPLIFY AND JOIN IN WHAT YOU CAN DO β€’ WEAR YOUR WHISTLE AROUND YOUR NECK β€’ TEACH FAMILY & NEIGHBORS THE CODES β€’ USE IT WHEN AGENTS ARE SPOTTED β€’ PROTECT EACH OTHER, ALWAYS FORM A CROWD STAY LOUD CODE 1: ICE NEARBY BLOW IN SHORT BURSTS: PRE-PRE-PRE-PRE-PRE! β†’ ALERTS THE COMMUNITY THAT ICE AGENTS ARE IN THE AREA NOISE = VISIBILITY ON THE STREETS WHISTLES AND HONKING HORNS WILL ALERT PEOPLE TO: β€’ JOIN IN AND ACT TO FORM A CIRCLE OF PROTECTION - OR TO AVOID THE AREA β€’ FOLLOW AND MONITOR ICE CARAVANS AND PATROLS β€’ FIND AND CATCH UP WITH A CROWD THAT IS PROTECTING SOMEONE WE PROTECT OUR COMMUNITY TOGETHER CODE 2: RED ALERT! BLOW IN LONG BLASTS: PREEEEEEE-PREEEEEEE-PREEEEEEE β†’ ICE IS DETAINING SOMEONE FORM A CROWD, STAY LOUD STAY NONVIOLENT DON'T STAY SILENT MONARCA RAPID RESPONSE LINE MONARCAMN.ORG 24HR EMERGENCY RESPONSE LINE TO REPORT AN ENFORCEMENT ACTION BY ICE IN PROGRESS, AND REQUEST LEGAL OBSERVERS IN THE TWIN CITIES CAN RECEIVE PHOTO DOCUMENTATION 612-441-2881 ADAPTED FROM ORIGINAL MATERIALS MADE BY PILSEN ARTS & COMMUNITY HOUSE

This is where short whistle twees can do a lot of good.

Alert those targeted that there’s increased activity in your neighborhood.

From @mspwhistles.bsky.social

02.12.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How pepper spray and tear gas used by law enforcement impact human health Dr. Rohini Haar is a California-based emergency physician and human rights expert who has studied the health effects of less-lethal methods.

Munitions like tear gas and pepper spray are often called "less lethal" methods of crowd control, but they can do serious, lasting damage. Here's what to know.

03.12.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I completely memory-holed that.

03.12.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Medicare’s New AI Rules Spark Concern in Six States Medicare’s new WISeR AI model launches in six states, raising concerns about longer wait times, more denied claims and no option to opt out.

Horrific. Guys, so many people will die from this.

www.womansworld.com/healthcare/m...

02.12.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ICE IS EXPANDING THEIR TERRORIST ACTIVITIES IN MINNESOTA

02.12.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Food allergies are no joke! 😬 Get tested. Food intolerances can be self-tested with an elimination diet, but I wouldn't try that for a bona fide food allergy.

02.12.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uh maybe test for food allergies. Adults can develop them all the time, too.

02.12.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh shit, I'm sorry, that really sucks and we're dealing with that vin dad's chemo! πŸ˜₯ (chemo-induced anorexia)

02.12.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A serious question to any "Christians" out there in this reflective season: if the Antichrist were on Earth right now, would he be acting any differently than your president is acting?

02.12.2025 09:17 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Vaccine Integrity Project - Hepatitis B

CIDRAP’s Vaccine Integrity Project has released a major evidence review: 400+ studies/reports, 40 years of dataβ€”and the conclusion is unmistakable.

There is no evidence supporting a delay in the hepatitis B birth dose.

Full report: www.cidrap.umn.edu/vaccine-inte...

02.12.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

BETTER IDEA: Build one-way rocket and stuff every techbro and billionaire into it for a tour of Mars, you're welcome have fun!

02.12.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The techbros planning to destroy Earth first and moving on like locusts.

02.12.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Who did they vote for?

02.12.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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COVID-19 pandemic narrowed health care industry pay gap, new study finds A new study finds that the COVID-19 pandemic narrowed the wage gap between high and low paid workers in the health care industry, as the lowest earners saw the biggest boost in pay in the years since ...

The study says the pandemic forced health care organizations to offer more competitive salaries in order to keep essential, lower-wage staff.

02.12.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh. I assumed it was a guy! πŸ˜…

02.12.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FUCKING COOWWWAAAAAARDDDDSSSSSS

02.12.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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spongebob squarepants from spongebob squarepants is holding a box on his shoulder . Alt: Spongebob Squarepants doing the side-eye stare

I side-eye anyone who cites a fucking "AI overview"

01.12.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Measles is coming back because humans are stupid

01.12.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

omg the wet/damp hair arguments I had with my mom too 🀣 MEMORIES UNLOCKED

01.12.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Should You Warm Up Your Car Before Driving? - Consumer Reports Consumer Reports fills you in on whether you should warm up your car before driving. Letting your car idle might not be the hottest idea.

Soooo many problems in that post lol

I follow modern car advice for warming up the car in the winter (only do it for 1-2 minutes):
www.consumerreports.org/cars/cars-dr...

01.12.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gen Z Shoppers Aren’t Spending Like Retailers Need Them To More than other generations, 20-somethings are tightening their holiday-season budgets because of economic pressures.

β€œSo the plan is to replace all their jobs with AI”

Five minutes later: β€œwhat do you mean, broke people don’t spend as much?”

01.12.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2274    πŸ” 639    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 71

Hmmmmmm

01.12.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

28.11.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 16628    πŸ” 2951    πŸ’¬ 146    πŸ“Œ 178

David Tennant is so good, ugh

01.12.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanksgiving leftovers involve pecan pie for breakfast.

Only slight regrets.

01.12.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are those..... maybe cubical pockets? Can you hide a bottle of eggnog in there?

01.12.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The National Weather Service Presents Weather 101. The classes this week are Monday Dec 1 at 8pm ET (Subject: tsunamis), Tuesday Dec 2 at 8pm ET (Subject: satellites), Wednesday Dec 3 at 8pm ET (Subject: Quasi-Linear Convective Systems), Thursday Dec 4 at 11am ET (Subject: Observations in 3D), and Friday Dec 5 at 11am ET (Subject: Monsoons). To register and for a full list of classes, visit weather.gov/ohx/weather101. These online classes are free and open to people of all ages. Each class is hosted by a NWS meteorologist. Classes run 1 hour or less and including a Q&A session.

The National Weather Service Presents Weather 101. The classes this week are Monday Dec 1 at 8pm ET (Subject: tsunamis), Tuesday Dec 2 at 8pm ET (Subject: satellites), Wednesday Dec 3 at 8pm ET (Subject: Quasi-Linear Convective Systems), Thursday Dec 4 at 11am ET (Subject: Observations in 3D), and Friday Dec 5 at 11am ET (Subject: Monsoons). To register and for a full list of classes, visit weather.gov/ohx/weather101. These online classes are free and open to people of all ages. Each class is hosted by a NWS meteorologist. Classes run 1 hour or less and including a Q&A session.

It's almost like an early Christmas present -- a #Weather101 class each day this week. We'll wrap it and put a bow on it for you starting tonight at 8 pm ET. Visit weather.gov/ohx/weather101 to register for this week's FREE online classes.

01.12.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

it seems that Google is neglecting and polluting a simple, essential feature in service of cramming generative tools into Docs

sounds like the pattern with Google Search too, doesn't it?

01.12.2025 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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