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You chose the wrong place to get lost, stranger.

-Why, am I in danger?

What?! No! The cellphone coverage is abysmal in our village, your maps won’t load, drive 1km ahead and you‘ll get 5G, habe a nice day, sir

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from „Star Wars“, „Star Trek“, „Doctor Who“, or „Transformers“.

I do like Windows desktop wallpaper spotlight feature, but I wish there was a way to filter to only night time/dark pictures in order to keep it align with dark theme. sometimes I go do desktop and there's a new super bright picture and ooof. but the pictures are great

a group of people are dancing on a red carpet with #timewarp written on the bottom Alt: a group of people are dancing on a red carpet with #timewarp written on the bottom. Source: Rocky Horror Picture Show

It‘s that time of the year again!

Del Toro’s Frankenstein might hit that note. Having high hopes.

Greed asked for this. Companies MUST generate shareholder revenue, so they MUST GROW, so they MUST add billable features. It all leads to AI slop and data mining for the advertisement industry.
A local, fortified, no-cloud reliance product (aka software before AWS) is an ungrowable investment.

I bought a 2TB external USB-C SSD to backup data so I don’t lose it.

I just overturned my desk, drawers, living room because I lost it.
Damn SSDs, so small!

This issue has been plaguing my work laptop in the office every afternoon.
Through some dumb automatism, Windows likes to use the docking station’s Ethernet then, not Wifi or the laptop‘s Ethernet port connection.
Which results in total connection loss.

Windows: I have multiple network connections available, which one should I choose?
Me: The one with Internet.
Windows: Here‘s the Ethernet connection from the docking station hidden beneath your desk.
Me: What!? I didn’t know there‘s a… does it have internet?
Windows: … No.

Also, with predators this fierce, what creature can possibly survive the alien homeworld, and even thrive there?
Must be a host to xenomorphs and giant ticks, and Eyeclops.
And they caught none? Strange.
Writers, explain!

The erasure of Prodigy Corp must be a running gag amongst WY-workers. It‘s their only ray of hope, that one of the big 5 CAN be destroyed. That’s why Hicks and Ripley use that phrase when talking about containment measures for LV-426.

Things I need in S02:
-no more fade cuts to black
-no more fade cuts to anything
-no more fade cuts
-no pop music outro. Make a soundtrack, make it unique, and switch things up each episode. Andor did it right.
-Give Kirsh a motive
-Eyeclops needs to actively follow an agenda
-Nuke from orbit.

jack skellington from the nightmare before christmas Alt: jack skellington from the nightmare before Christmas saying „merry christmas“

Let’s replace Christmas.

Somehow, politicians are excluded from ChatControl.

Good for them.

Dopamine hit for tidying up: 🐜
Dopamine hit for buying LEGO: 🚢

Just started watching Andor season 2 and I can't believe they made Palp's official political agenda "UNLIMITED POWER". It's canon now.

Stop AI companies from stealing.
Burst the bubble.
Pay artists.

The longer the products are used the more they break.
Just let your 3D printer plot another coffee machine, the latest AI model comprehends temperature and pressure marginally better, it’ll be amazing!
You laugh about the legacy companies going bankrupt as you dring your mildly moldy coffee water.

They are every engineer‘s nightmare, but governments and judges don’t act. Shareholders are ecstatic, the constructions keep getting better. More data! Companies start to adapt the new products and hire engineers to just fix the most egregious flaws.
TVs are gigantic now and cost nothing.

Imagine a couple AI companies training their models on products and patents. Then offering subscriptions to construction plans, designed by AI, for you!
A radio with 4 Bluetooth connections? Here you go!
A kitchen mixer? Here’s how!
They’re all shit, though.
Shoddy construction.

Starcraft 2 Bug Is Melting Graphics Cards - Here's The Fix That isn't a sensationalist headline, Starcraft 2 is, in its current state, capable of making your graphics card overheat and turn itself into a very

I was there when StarCraft 2 had uncapped FPS in menus, that fried GPUs.

www.criticalhit.net/gaming/starc...

Cap them framerates.

As a patient gamer, I ignored all the Silksong release fuss and *checks notes* 👀
had a life.
Silksong will come, and I will play.

At night, when the kids sleep.
No cost too great!

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Die Ukraine wird keine Gebiete im Austausch für „Sicherheitsgarantien“ abtreten, denn sie haben bereits ihre Atomwaffen im Austausch für solche Garantien abgegeben. Und niemand hat diese Garantien eingehalten. NIEMEND! ☝️
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Nono, we had QUALITY brainrot.
The, in a meta way, intellectually sophisticated garbage.

Das Playbook des radikalisierten Konservatismus.
Der Zweck heiligte hier die Mittel.

That wooden face is SLICK!

Cursed item: only plays 4-chord tavern songs in a key half the audience is not able to harmonize in.
This tends to start bar fights.

We all thought we were toggo once.

Imagine growing up with a group chat. All my cringe, documented, crawled by advertisers…

All I can be proud of is my growth since then 😅

Truly so much of the male loneliness epidemic would be solved if men would just be nice to each other

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