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Ossoff: "There are some folks who are doomscrolling in the fetal position. Every day there is a new outrage. It's easy I know to fear that maybe we could lose our republic. I think what John Lewis would tell us is it's up to us. We have the power to right the ship. Nobody is gonna do it for us."

I know we sort of live in a time in which personal morality is irrelevant in politics, but it’s worth noting that there are very credible allegations that at least two cabinet secretaries are presently engaged in affairs with coworkers; one with her right-hand man and the other with her bodyguard.

RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ WASHINGTON—In a new claim challenging traditional pediatric norms regarding infant safety, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced Tuesday that being left in a hot car coul...

“Roll up the windows, park in a sunny spot, and let the sun do its magic—in a couple hours, your baby will have all the toxins flushed from its system,” Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

Robbing the bank and bragging about leaving the lollipops and pens

"Trump lied, Piers, when he said he never went on the [Epstein] plane."

I debated Piers Morgan on Trump in the Epstein files.

I brought receipts.

Full show: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGoZ...

Big deal, nobody knows how to read anymore. Is the world worse off? It is? Well if that were true I'd have read about it somewhere

You shouldn't do drugs, but if you do do drugs, you probably just giggled and said "doo doo"

A bear in the wild, smiling and posing coyly

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

we should normalise background checks for lovers

used to work at a dracula factory. there was only two of us so i had to make every second count.

Imagine if you had no shame and could just make shit up all the time. It must be an amazing feeling.

they're literally selling indulgences

The other thing to understand is that he wants to build it in a small traffic circle only 200-300 feet wide.

Veterans sue over Trump’s planned 250-foot arch, citing cemetery views The Vietnam War veterans, who later worked as U.S. diplomats, say that the arch would harm the experience of visiting nearby Arlington National Cemetery.

The public needs to realize that at 250 feet high, the proposed Arc de Trump would be *more than twice as tall* as the Lincoln Memorial.

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Exciting to be ruled by people whose only rule is that they still get to have money after the apocalypse

Concerned about ICE's $45 billion plan to convert warehouses into immigration detention centers? This is what they'll look like inside. From ICE's plan for the Social Circle, GA facility. Each little dot: a person. www.socialcirclega.gov/home/showpub...

A reminder that no matter how many videos of ICE abuses appear online, a chunk of America, a big chunk of Trump’s base, is not just totally fine with it, they want it, enjoy it, revel in it. The cruelty is indeed the point. The rest of us non-sociopaths need to reckon with that depressing reality.

i am not normalizing rape culture but i am normalizing talking about rape like it’s a horrible thing normal people deal with, and honestly that makes people madder than normalizing rape culture

it was only eleven o’clock in the morning, but everyone’s favorite narcoleptic fart factory was audibly sawing logs and filling the room with the piquant aroma of ass music.

SLEEPY DEMENTED DONNY FELL ASLEEP RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A MEETING OF HIS OWN CORRUPT BOARD OF PEACE. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO TODAY'S POST IN WHICH I MOCK THAT SHIT MERCILESSLY. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4kOjvtl

I won't lie, this was a tough year for democracy. But we enter 2026 with hope and optimism for the year ahead. I wish you all a happy and healthy new year.

Attacking a data center like it’s The Bastille, everyone fleeing with a bushels of RAM to desolder and resolder the chips. One peasant coded guy with a wheelbarrow of SFP+ modules. Manifesting this for 2026.

14th century painting of St. Margaret of Antioch attacking a devil woman in a virid dress hitting a demon with a hammer

Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over

2026 is about affordable homeownership. No more "policy" this year. Feed the local fauna, befriend them, and then use them to overpower homeowners so you can occupy their dwellings.

For Americans, Dick Clark was the personification of all the preceding year’s misfortunes and sorrows.
Each year a Dick Clark was chosen to be feasted and feted for the final week of December, until being sealed inside a ball by temple attendants for the sacrifice on the night of the 31st.

We are so rich we have to starve our citizens so we can stay "liquid" while we give billions of dollars to foreign countries. What?

If this were Biden, Tapper and Thompson would be on shows every hour talking about how a loss of impulse control is one of the many signs of moderate to severe cognitive decline.

images of Trump's insane Truth Social posts just from Sunday morning

images of Trump's insane Truth Social posts just from Sunday morning

the president is nutso

Make a funnel out of crispy turkey skin and just pour the gravy down my throat, b