Son Ranto Rockett

This is going to be the saddest Take Me Out to the Ballgame since that Alex lady.

I have released Epstein’s list.

Is tonight the night Michael Soroka breaks Kerry Wood’s strikeout record?

The RanterFest Silent Auction for Lost Boyz - Savannah Bananas tickets! Wing Dinner at Output Wrigleyville with the Spanish Language voice of the Cubs, Miguel Esparza! Original Cubs Art from Matt Kammerer! It’s all at the RanterFest Silent Auctio...

Savannah Banana tickets are actually affordable and available at the RanterFest auction! www.cubsinsider.com/2025/07/31/t...

RanterFest for Lost Boyz Silent auction 'RanterFest for Lost Boyz' hosted online at 32auctions.

The Savannah Banana tix are going for dirt cheap in the RanterFest Auction! Less than 24 hours left!! www.32auctions.com/ranterfest25

ATTN: PEOPLE OF CHICAGO: I’ll be performing Standup this Saturday across from Wrigley Field after the Cubs game at the annual @sonrantoshow.bsky.social Ranterfest benefiting Lost Boyz Youth Baseball a great organization. Stop on by!

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Thursdays usually. Sunday morning too sometimes.

He missed the tag!

Thanks!

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Live look at the #Cubs.

Cubs weather and grave report

#Cubs weather and grave report

#Cubs weather and grave report

#Cubs weather and grave report

Bleacher Bum Band! FREE! #Cubs postgame.

#Cubs talk in a cemetery. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8hAPcnR/

Not a prime deal. But I’m gonna be listening to the #Cubs game on this bad boy. amzn.to/4lmsMZe

Morning #Cubs talk. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8hBddpV/

MLB better step up.

I believe the federal government should help those affected by the flood in Texas regardless of who they voted for. To have a political test for your fellow countrymen to receive help in a disaster would be un-American. Know what I mean?

If you cheer locking up innocent people who came here seeking a better life. Today isn’t for you. Go to work.

I knew that would work out fine.

Cemetery walk and #Cubs talk www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8rWkUb7/

Indeed

#Cubs weather report

Sorry brah…Erin only said yes to being in the ladies room puking RumChata.

Fan of the game.

Sorry Brah Lauryn is rounding the bases with one of your groomsmen in the ladies room and puking RumChata.

The day you dream about all winter.