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@cole-amity.bsky.social

bit of a nuisance, really. Australian. โ€œClearly doesn't have a lot on,โ€ followers rave. Coming to the UK, somewhere near you (threatening), May 2026 || Taskmaster ๐Ÿ’Œ || NMJ ๐Ÿง || The Horne Section ๐ŸŽท๐ŸŽบ||

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That's right, there is now a Patreon so you can support the podcast (and the continuation of my life, in troubled times for writers). But it's not even officially launched yet, so you shouldn't know. Shush! www.patreon.com/MarkWatsonWo...

27.02.2026 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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gnight ๐Ÿฅบ

27.02.2026 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Punch the monkey lying on his stuffed monkey toy

Punch the monkey lying on his stuffed monkey toy

Bridget Christie lying on a garbage bag

Bridget Christie lying on a garbage bag

Same vibes.

27.02.2026 05:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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good afternoon i am having a normal one

27.02.2026 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And Nov 9 dropped for Syd

27.02.2026 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

3rd date for #gregdavies added in Melbs if anyone is still looking for a ticket

27.02.2026 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hoo rah. thirsty lads no longer.

26.02.2026 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

new zumba but instead of eggs we were supposed to bring our ph testing kits ๐Ÿ˜”

26.02.2026 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If youโ€™re coming to The Horne Section Podcast and are travelling more than 50 miles to do so, we would ask you to bring at least 500ml of tap water with you. Many thanks. The Horne Section.

26.02.2026 09:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅบhave such a great time๐Ÿฅบ

26.02.2026 08:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s wild times. Trying desperately to ping people I know who missed out but everyone is eating dinner I guess ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

26.02.2026 08:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A second show has been added to the 4th of Nov in Melbourne and the 8th in Sydney. You can access the tickets via the link that went out in the presale email.

26.02.2026 07:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A second show has been added to the 4th of Nov in Melbourne and the 8th in Sydney. You can access the tickets via the link that went out in the presale email.

26.02.2026 07:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Urrrrk oh no! Sorry ana ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

true tho - Willโ€™s a good good lad!

26.02.2026 05:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Alex Horne and Greg Davies on a velvet lounge, with Alexโ€™s head resting on Gregโ€™s lap. He is pulling a concerned or worried expression. Greg has one hand on Alexโ€™s shoulder and the other possessively resting on his head.

Alex Horne and Greg Davies on a velvet lounge, with Alexโ€™s head resting on Gregโ€™s lap. He is pulling a concerned or worried expression. Greg has one hand on Alexโ€™s shoulder and the other possessively resting on his head.

okay but did anyone manage to get these seats?

26.02.2026 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ugh that's rough, i signed up with 2 different emails, and they both came through around the time the nz presale was about to start this morning...

26.02.2026 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

did you use the email link?

26.02.2026 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got my tickets for Adelaide! ๐Ÿ˜ญ arghhh all the sites were breaking though

26.02.2026 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they look very polite and well behaved

25.02.2026 11:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The dogs in question

25.02.2026 10:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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oh shit oh christ itโ€™s happening kids. #gregdavies tour of NZ and Australia, mailing list presale starts tomorrow. gregdavies.co.uk

25.02.2026 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
An image of a choc chip cookie that looks like it has a very frowny face. The accompanying tweet reads: was going to eat this cookie but it has an indescribable sadness about it.

An image of a choc chip cookie that looks like it has a very frowny face. The accompanying tweet reads: was going to eat this cookie but it has an indescribable sadness about it.

Alex Horne, frowning while holding up a cartoonish drawing Greg Davies did of his face

Alex Horne, frowning while holding up a cartoonish drawing Greg Davies did of his face

๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿซฉ

24.02.2026 11:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

technology is amazing

24.02.2026 11:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YOU - โ€œWhat's it like to miss someone?โ€

TOMMY LE HOMME - โ€œWhat's it *like*? Good. And bad. An ache that brings you joy.โ€ He smiles warmly. โ€œI think of them a lot. I dream up these silly scenarios, in great detail. Of living with them... it comforts me.โ€

24.02.2026 11:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 119    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

in love with your vision

24.02.2026 11:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if one must meme, always make it an ivo meme ๐Ÿค

24.02.2026 10:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

anyway I made myself sad last night thinking my guy got Brendan for extra company after his close personal friend Stevie died ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

23.02.2026 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A two panel meme image. In the top photo, Ivo Graham, turns away from the text on the right, face disgusted. The text reads: โ€œengaging critically with clues, theorising, intertextual analysisโ€. In the bottom photo Ivo Graham points toward the text on the right with an expression of bliss. The text reads: โ€œBRENDAN! We talked about thisโ€.

A two panel meme image. In the top photo, Ivo Graham, turns away from the text on the right, face disgusted. The text reads: โ€œengaging critically with clues, theorising, intertextual analysisโ€. In the bottom photo Ivo Graham points toward the text on the right with an expression of bliss. The text reads: โ€œBRENDAN! We talked about thisโ€.

mad respect to all my discord holmsies though #moafb

23.02.2026 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*saying affirmations in the mirror* I am a big horse. I am a beautiful horse with powerful legs. I am fifteen hands tall. No one can catch me because of my powerful horse legs and wild nature. I have all the apples I want

22.02.2026 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1370    ๐Ÿ” 374    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

YOU - โ€œMen are insane.โ€ (Shake your head.)

23.02.2026 07:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 95    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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