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You always find out these assholes weโ€™re born on third base.

Tax the rich.

26.10.2025 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Barack Obama Nobel Peace Prize Building.

26.10.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Close

26.10.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Floof!

26.10.2025 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh a lot of people are most definitely horny for their guns.

26.10.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If democrats canโ€™t turn this to their advantage thereโ€™s no hope for us.

26.10.2025 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 61    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So do I. Oxo salad spinner, had one for years.

25.10.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pork pies and scotch eggs.

25.10.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Theme the breaks, asshole.

24.10.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Southbound Again by Dire Straits on Appleย Music Song ยท 1978 ยท Duration 2:59

Iโ€™d be listening to this

music.apple.com/us/album/sou...

24.10.2025 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone paid for a pardon.

24.10.2025 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What the fuck Apple, I bet Jobs would have told yam tits to go fuck himself.

23.10.2025 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think him saying low IQ is just code for โ€˜black person doing a job they arenโ€™t qualified forโ€™

23.10.2025 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Making them buy their own uniforms doesnโ€™t fill one with confidence regarding their training.

23.10.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It seems like itโ€™s only a matter of time before one of these goons shoots an unarmed protester in the face.

23.10.2025 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some of them canโ€™t even do that, looking at you Starbucks.

23.10.2025 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This x 1000

23.10.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They already have

23.10.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s not that Iโ€™m lazy, Bob, itโ€™s that I just donโ€™t care.

23.10.2025 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chinese

23.10.2025 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fully agree that all vandals including yam tits should be prosecuted and jailed.

23.10.2025 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They are incurious bastards

22.10.2025 03:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same. Very helpful.

21.10.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@mooseallain.bsky.social does it again!

21.10.2025 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Corporate dems still have to do what their sponsors, ahem donors, want them to do.

21.10.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Christ heโ€™s a lost soul. I just want to give him a big hug and tell him he doesnโ€™t have to do this and itโ€™s ok if he tells the truth.

21.10.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s a great place for a gentle walk followed by lunch at the Black Bull or Drunken Duck. Choices choices!

21.10.2025 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s a low blow.

21.10.2025 12:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like with Quique itโ€™s just going to end in tears.

21.10.2025 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another service I wish Iโ€™d subscribed to so I could send a message by unsubscribing.

See also Disney+, Hulu.

20.10.2025 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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