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Hello Tulsa! Watford FC are the team for me. ORNS!!! I block MAGA with no exceptions. ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ

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Nigel Farage oh sorry no itโ€™s Toad of Toad Hall

Nigel Farage oh sorry no itโ€™s Toad of Toad Hall

26.02.2026 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™d be unafraid of death if I was baked. Not sure you need a study to figure that out.

25.02.2026 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Madness.

25.02.2026 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why do we even have student loans? When I went to uni back in the 70s not only were there no loans but the government actually paid you to go

Where did we go wrong?

It was that fucking Mrs Thatch wasnโ€™t it?

25.02.2026 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well we all make mistakes

But very few of us make mistakes that are that bad.

๐Ÿ‘‹

25.02.2026 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ข so tragic.

25.02.2026 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish Iโ€™d used it now

25.02.2026 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A cybertruck

25.02.2026 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

By not attending the state of the union address.

25.02.2026 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And turns out theyโ€™re MAGA or MAGA adjacent so fuck them all (apart from the five who had the cojones and self respect)

25.02.2026 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry but you have to have a pork pie in that list

25.02.2026 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yeah itโ€™s real, but they are special beans. Costco have them if you feel adventurous

25.02.2026 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He will end up resigning.

25.02.2026 03:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very rapey of him.

25.02.2026 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Being arrested: your rights The police have to follow strict rules if you're arrested, questioned or charged with a crime - you can get legal advice at a police station

He will have to surrender his passport.

Police can only detain for 24 hours then they have to charge or release.

www.gov.uk/arrested-you...

24.02.2026 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nazis sure donโ€™t like to be called Nazis.

24.02.2026 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Nigel Farage in a checked suit

Nigel Farage in a checked suit

Faragรฉ always reminds me of Toad of Road Hall

24.02.2026 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tories in disguise.

24.02.2026 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scran is an accepted Wordle word, used it myself. Merriam Webster has it defined as leftovers or scraps of food.

24.02.2026 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is this a euphemism?

24.02.2026 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They do that here in Oklahoma and then go out and shoot them. Dove hunt. No kidding.

24.02.2026 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One and the same.

24.02.2026 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field
24.02.2026 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It has to be easily obtainable too. As in multiple ways to prove identity that everyone will have at least one of.

And none of this maiden name/married name shenanigans.

If we are required to have voter id then states have a responsibility to make sure everyone who wants one can get one.

23.02.2026 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can we bill him after we fire him?

23.02.2026 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s the inevitable result of poorly designed and feature bloated word processing applications.

23.02.2026 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That should be the end for Moms for Liberty, no?

23.02.2026 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Monsters.

23.02.2026 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do Boris next please.

23.02.2026 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He put up a Gouda fight.

23.02.2026 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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