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retired-ish baseball writer, women’s sports enthusiast, and gajillion time marathoner chicago/milwaukee πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡­

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high time to brush up on your Mexican pharmacy mascots!!!

31.10.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

neither is applicable, I’m just confused

31.10.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Me dressed as Dr. Simi, the mascot for Farmacias Similares. I have a bald cap on with black pipe cleaners for hair. Bushy white eyebrows and a big white mustache are drawn on my face with makeup.

Me dressed as Dr. Simi, the mascot for Farmacias Similares. I have a bald cap on with black pipe cleaners for hair. Bushy white eyebrows and a big white mustache are drawn on my face with makeup.

got catcalled dressed like this

31.10.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

dave is playing 3D chess with sending Blake Treinen in. maybe it’s so he finally blows out his arm

30.10.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you’re right. i really need to stop using it as my joke focus group

30.10.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this bombed on IG but idfc

30.10.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he’s yesavage. classy, bougie, ratchet

30.10.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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the cat distribution system has chosen my dog

30.10.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i just hope everyone has fun

*onlookers booing*

30.10.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We at @soxmachine.com are happy to follow the lead of our friends over at @allsportsscene.bsky.social and fellow White Sox blogs / podcasts in helping raise money in the South Side Food Drive.

If you have the means, any help would be appreciated. Donate here: myfooddrives.org/team/782427

30.10.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

walking over the 18th st bridge and overheard a boat architecture tour guide tell everyone he loves Go 4 Food in Chinatown. hell yeah brother

29.10.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If we fined American podcasts for poor content we could fund universal healthcare forever

29.10.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

Updated through World Series Game 4:

11 IP, 13 R, 11 ER, 9.00 ERA, 10 K, 2.545 WHIP, 4 Losses

29.10.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 448    πŸ” 123    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 14
Classic Nathan Fielder tweet focused on a selfie where he’s smiling, clearly standing by himself, captioned β€œOut on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.”

Classic Nathan Fielder tweet focused on a selfie where he’s smiling, clearly standing by himself, captioned β€œOut on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.”

Greg Bovino claiming ICE has been welcomed by most Chicagoans

28.10.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 180    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

i imagine some 75-100 years from now someone will postulate that (name of future person who ends up changing the course of human history or whatever) possibly grew up watching shohei ohtani

28.10.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trolling each other since 1054

28.10.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1632    πŸ” 213    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 5

i appreciate everyone who took the time to explain why that bad tweet from homeland security doesn't even get the halo lore right. those of us who weren't on the losing side of the console wars are grateful for the info

27.10.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 746    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

Aaron's telling the truth.

This short one discusses East vs. West turf wars in two different ways.
And also how Caribbean beisbol is being affected by Hurricane Melissa.

27.10.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i could have been starting QB and just throw five yard passes

26.10.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i should have hired an etsy witch to heal Penix

26.10.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Falcons offense touch the red zone challenge!!

26.10.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

whoa hey the thing we said would happen is happening LMFAOOO oh god

26.10.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

also HAPPY BIRTHDAY and yes, always meet your online friends!

26.10.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we are trying 😭

26.10.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At least the booze is cheap

26.10.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mercedes Benz stadium

Mercedes Benz stadium

Me and Demetrius. We are in black Falcons jerseys

Me and Demetrius. We are in black Falcons jerseys

unfortunately @fergoe.blacksky.app and I are Atlanta Falcons fans. fortunately we are not witnessing this sober

26.10.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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CBC’s Marianne Dimain speaks with a Jays superfan on the team’s shot at World Series glory Get the latest on CBCNews.ca, the CBC News App, and CBC News Network for breaking news and analysis.

My interview on CBC NN from yesterday! I was soooooo tired www.cbc.ca/player/play/...

26.10.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

quinn priester coded

26.10.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Old fashioned with fiddler wheated bourbon

Old fashioned with fiddler wheated bourbon

bourbon >>>

25.10.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of me in front of a giant Braves World Series Champions ring at the Battery in Atlanta

Photo of me in front of a giant Braves World Series Champions ring at the Battery in Atlanta

what’s up Atlanta, pt 2

25.10.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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