La Papessa

I’m 100% certain he’s not in the VIP suite, awaiting release. I think Pam Bondi is so certain he’s not coming back because he cannot come back.

:-(

Hunter Biden’s laptop did it.

Ate a Banquet chicken pot pie for lunch. It’s been over an hour and I’m not feeling any buzz at all. Should I eat another one or are these just shitty edibles?

This week says, “Hold my beer…”

The Revolution started today!

Let’s get in some good trouble.

Made a Cory Booker voodoo doll. I’m massaging its feet and gently rubbing Ben Gay on its back, while whispering encouragement.

And stop begging for donations. I’m protesting for free.

Normalize calling them fucking liars.

“I don’t know anything about that…”

i.e. Trump has asked the President what to do about the situation.

I was an event coordinator once. I’m watching news coverage of protests and I think they need to spice it up. This isn’t the 1960s or a union strike. Use performance art to make it more news-worthy. Dress up. Use props. Be VISUAL to be heard.

I contacted my representatives - mostly Chuck Schumer. Yanno, the guy who just claimed that all of the comments he’s been getting are from the right-wing. The same guy heading out on a book tour instead of leading an opposition.

There’s no way to stop him. The powers that could, like Congress, are sycophants, and the Courts gave him immunity. He has created a mandate, backed by insane amounts of money from his billionaire donors. He’s over-riding court orders and circumventing Congress with zero pushback.

We are so fucked.

They have had 4 years to make a plan.

No offense, but fuck that.

Not bored - exhausted.

If it looks like a Nazi rally and it sounds like a Nazi rally and you show up in a pink jacket with an auction paddle, you are still participating in a Nazi rally.

Yanno who didn’t participate? Al Green. He brandished his cane, then went home early after all of his remaining fucks were given.

Stand up, Democrats in Congress! Boo! Jeer! Chant! Make them eject you!

Pink suits and ping pong paddles are not enough.

Resist!

#StateoftheUnion

I have never been ashamed to be American. Until today. What happened in the Oval Office with President Zelensky was the most disgusting and repulsive abuse of power I have ever seen. Ukraine is fighting for freedom and we should be thanking THEM - not the other way around.

Felon.

Yes, they did.

Go Bills!

Learned today that “maga” in Latin means witch. Huh. Might be a reason FOTUS keeps calling all of his criminal prosecutions witch hunts.

Gonna need a bigger bonfire.

Remember when Bill Clinton got a command performance of Fleetwood Mac to sing, “Don’t Stop” at his inauguration? Fleetwood freaking Mac who were never ever ever getting back together.

FOTUS is getting the Village People. But really just the cop. Might as well just call him the Village Idiot.

Poor Ja’ Biden. He looks Egyptian mummy years old. Biden Ho-tep, if you will.

Go enjoy some ice cream on the beach, Mr. President.

World of Warcraft has released a Tarot deck.

I feel so seen.

Yep. Hello.

Well, then.