Mason Voorhees

God can’t squirt

Picture of the squirting contest winner

OUUU 💦

Wait that wasn’t you asking for my credit card numbers?

Once I make it I’ll let you know 🫡

Do you want a glass?

Well good for you!!!

🙂‍↕️

Polluting the ocean with it ugh I’m so sorry fishies

Really craving a special champagne with triple the alcohol content and a nicotine-y mouth feel because it’s infused with tobacco

Yall I wish I had more insider info to offer but I was simply passed out until he kissed me goodbye. I have no choice but to believe

Bluesky app with a darker blue background and higher contrast

Why’d they give this diva a spray tan

a woman with long curly hair wearing a leopard print jacket is standing on a sidewalk . Alt: GIF of SZA from One of Them Days (2025) whipping her head to the side as some is running up behind her

🫣

He probably watched reels while getting ready for work

Hallowed, even!

Let’s go 😌

That’s preferred actually

🙋‍♂️ hey can I come w next time

The wishful thinking took over

Oh I didn’t read first

Sister got her coochie out every night

This is your sign go rewatch!! Fall/Winter is the perfect time

a woman wearing a hat and a red dress is looking at something . Alt: GIF from Scream Queens of Dean Munsch and Grace staring at each other and waiting for the other to say something

Well

Good morning,

Please see attached (bomb)

Nothing frustrates me more than scheduling time back home for the holidays

Crazy how I just don’t care about ~things~ recently

What movie??

Clock it

Do NOT show this to my grandma

🤧🤧🤧