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not the real juiceman

@juiceman.bsky.social

oh god oh god im blueskying 23 • jewish quaker atheist ocean state • free palestine • trans rights posts not to be taken seriously

56 Followers  |  164 Following  |  30 Posts  |  Joined: 28.07.2023  |  1.8313

Latest posts by juiceman.bsky.social on Bluesky


the way i feel emotions and interpret events is not normal

29.11.2024 02:38 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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what would you ever use this for

27.11.2024 21:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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theyre doing this to me tomorrow

26.11.2024 18:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

help me get viral on bluesky!

25.11.2024 22:13 — 👍 3    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

gainful employment and a rich social life have not helped me. i need to play more video games and smoke more weed at home

26.11.2024 14:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oomfies goonslop has finally penetrated my tl and this app is now unusable in public, thanks buddy

26.11.2024 12:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i’m being tormented by the machine right now

26.11.2024 06:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

every night i stay up and tally all the ways i have been wronged

25.11.2024 19:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they should put more E in the public wayer

19.11.2024 01:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

pt is like “raise your hands 5 times then move half an inch and feel the most excruciating pain imaginable”

19.11.2024 00:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

belt check

17.11.2024 22:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i have never watched evangelion but i know the whole deal with that sad gay boy

17.11.2024 22:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hey smoom

17.11.2024 22:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

need this low key

17.11.2024 17:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

goes incredibly hard

17.11.2024 03:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

10 million people should follow me

17.11.2024 01:23 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

it's a crime against humanity that i am without booze on a friday night

16.11.2024 02:48 — 👍 320    🔁 10    💬 12    📌 0

getting high in jest now you cant quite breathe

15.11.2024 23:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i love going to the doctor and getting very disquieting but completely inconclusive prognoses followed by more tests and strange invasive surgeries for 23 years straight

15.11.2024 22:42 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

have you heard of up dog

15.11.2024 22:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a turkey reuben would save me

15.11.2024 19:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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didnt go in to work today and woke up to 3 missed calls from the company phone number

15.11.2024 13:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i agree. but they should raise the threshold by 1 year every year on my birthday

15.11.2024 04:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i should be able to offer my services to a beautiful woman. like in chivalric times

15.11.2024 03:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

follow me vo and ten million loyal acolytes will bless your page

14.11.2024 20:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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13.11.2024 23:44 — 👍 38    🔁 14    💬 0    📌 0

yippee

14.11.2024 14:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

he he

14.11.2024 14:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

cultivating a personality that will contribute to the culture on this app

14.11.2024 14:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oomfie

14.11.2024 14:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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