not the real juiceman

the way i feel emotions and interpret events is not normal

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what would you ever use this for

theyre doing this to me tomorrow

help me get viral on bluesky!

gainful employment and a rich social life have not helped me. i need to play more video games and smoke more weed at home

oomfies goonslop has finally penetrated my tl and this app is now unusable in public, thanks buddy

i’m being tormented by the machine right now

every night i stay up and tally all the ways i have been wronged

they should put more E in the public wayer

pt is like “raise your hands 5 times then move half an inch and feel the most excruciating pain imaginable”

belt check

i have never watched evangelion but i know the whole deal with that sad gay boy

hey smoom

need this low key

goes incredibly hard

10 million people should follow me

it's a crime against humanity that i am without booze on a friday night

getting high in jest now you cant quite breathe

i love going to the doctor and getting very disquieting but completely inconclusive prognoses followed by more tests and strange invasive surgeries for 23 years straight

have you heard of up dog

a turkey reuben would save me

didnt go in to work today and woke up to 3 missed calls from the company phone number

i agree. but they should raise the threshold by 1 year every year on my birthday

i should be able to offer my services to a beautiful woman. like in chivalric times

follow me vo and ten million loyal acolytes will bless your page

yippee

he he

cultivating a personality that will contribute to the culture on this app

oomfie