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I do not make a habit of implicating myself in criminal activity on the internet, but I do like to have fun. United States West Coast, USDA 2023 Hardiness Zone 10a Mid 30s

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actually fits syllable-for-syllable in the Paris song "The Devil Made Me Do It" in place of "one sixteen point seven"...

"P-Dog with a gift from Heaven
Tempo one-three-three point seven
Keeps you locked in time with the program
When I get wild, I'll pile on dope jams"

07.10.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The peppers? The tomato? A big slice of pickle? It's what a hot dog is SUPPOSED to be in my opinion.

06.10.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know this is actually one of the foundational stabbed-in-the-back myths to the modern American far-right, I'm just annoyed I have to see the president repeat it to applauding servicemembers.

06.10.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Babe wake up, new "stabbed in the back" myth just dropped

06.10.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

that and the hotdog, they know how to do a food

06.10.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a screenshot of a pie with a strange face that looks similar to Dagoth Ur’s mask. The text reads β€œwhat a fool you are. I’m a pie. How can’t you eat a pie? What a grand and intoxicating innocence”

a screenshot of a pie with a strange face that looks similar to Dagoth Ur’s mask. The text reads β€œwhat a fool you are. I’m a pie. How can’t you eat a pie? What a grand and intoxicating innocence”

fiance sent this to me and i nearly threw up

06.10.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 885    πŸ” 299    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 7
Movie poster for the 2023 movie Plane

Movie poster for the 2023 movie Plane

Movie poster for the 2023 movie The Line

Movie poster for the 2023 movie The Line

2023 was a big year for the genre

06.10.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like, in acknowledging that "no, the computer cannot feel or be harmed by your speech", it raises the question of "who are you saying these made up slurs for? what purpose does this play-act at bigotry serve? is this really a pathway in your brain that you want to be exercising?"

05.10.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GORE THE MATADOR, NOT THE CAPE!

05.10.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You are a bull charging at the provocative flutterings of the matador's red cape. You cannot hurt the cape by goring it, and the matador is going to kill you. Gore the matador. GORE THE MATADOR. STOP GORING THE CAPE HE WILL KILL YOU, HE WANTS TO KILL US ALL, GORE THE MATADOR!! GORE THE MATADOR!!!

05.10.2025 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

You are a bull charging at the provocative flutterings of the matador's red cape. You cannot hurt the cape by goring it, and the matador is going to kill you. Gore the matador. GORE THE MATADOR. STOP GORING THE CAPE HE WILL KILL YOU, HE WANTS TO KILL US ALL, GORE THE MATADOR!! GORE THE MATADOR!!!

05.10.2025 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The LLM does not feel. It isn't an entity. Therefore it is meaningless to play-act at hate speech against it and it looks really fucking cringe, because it isn't an entity, it doesn't have agency, it doesn't have feelings, it doesn't have personhood, you are Clint Eastwood talking to an empty chair.

05.10.2025 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œTerrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”

Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943

04.10.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 17037    πŸ” 7996    πŸ’¬ 254    πŸ“Œ 337

can't wait to hear the verdict on this one

04.10.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

reads like a sketch comedy bit

04.10.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

12/10 would take for walks

03.10.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is so weird I was just thinking about it yesterday after so many years

03.10.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is really good, but when I click on that little "2 quotes" link and see her quote your drawing with "Hey guys check this out" I'm going to laugh at that joke for the very first time and I'm going to laugh at it hard.

01.10.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

that's a big prime!

01.10.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please post updates with pictures about this πŸ™

01.10.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WOULD

30.09.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm thankful for a secret fourth thing 🀐

29.09.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Next week: "What do you mean you won't write it, it's only 14 words!?!"

29.09.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THE MEME IS REAL

29.09.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 9267    πŸ” 2820    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 39
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National Defense Ministry Honors 11 Soldiers for Refusing Illegal Orders National Defense Ministry Honors 11 Soldiers for Refusing Illegal Orders Honored for rejecting illegal orders during martial law, Marine death probe

The South Korean Ministry of Defense has awarded medals of merit to 11 officers for disobeying direct orders of superiors during the martial law fiasco, orders that they deemed to be contrary to the constitution and endangerment to democracy.
www.chosun.com/english/nati...

27.09.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 19679    πŸ” 6090    πŸ’¬ 407    πŸ“Œ 834

This is legitimately bonkers but also like, at this point I can't decide whether it's more likely he was hacked by someone that wanted to push "medbedcard dot com" scam or if he is personally profiting from said scam? Both seem equally plausible.

28.09.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anybody ever think about what the next airborne respiratory pandemic is going to be like?

26.09.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The government is rounding people up and putting them into camps and nobody is talking about it as political violence

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

25.09.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3546    πŸ” 861    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 26

The judge instructing your employer and landlord to just cut you in half King Solomon style

23.09.2025 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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